[PDA] Third Beat in Text

[knightime]

so
wow i cant believe im going to ask about this shit
is anyone interested in asl???
if you think im referring to age sex location
13 male here but usually texas
also fuck you ill curb stomp you if you start making jokes
but i mean american sign language
if you dont know what an american is
well
its not that fucking important so dont ask about that either
but i guess
egbert and i would be willing to start some club shit
to teach you guys
seeing as this whole conversing thing is a little bit of a pain in the ass otherwise
also
since i have your undivided attention
who the fuck has sis strider at conquest???
i know shes been claimed at this point and anyone telling me otherwise
doesnt realize how fucking important a strider is
but if you got sis
then tell me
yes this is a challenge
exaclan bullshit

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[fabricates]

Clu8s are lame!
8ut I guess I'm surprised you're the one actually doing the offering. Eg8ert must 8e ru88ing off on you.

[knightime]

egbert would dawdle around
and never get this shit started
im just doing him a favor
so you can drink your cup of shut the fuck up

[fabricates]

You don't have to 8e so defensive, Strider!
I was just making an innocent o8serv8ion a8out it.

[knightime]

whatever
why does it matter to you???
you arent going
im assuming
since
...
yeah

[fabricates]

Could you 8e any more o8vious????????
8y the way, a8out that thing that we aren't talking a8out in pu8lic.
We should pro8a8ly meet up again soon for it. I've gotten 8etter.

[knightime]

yes
but we dont want that obviously
i would hope you would
dont want to know youre already slacking
and weve barely started
im usually free
i mean who the fuck isnt free in this place
so time and day and shit and i will probably say yes

[fabricates]

Oooooooo8viously!
Slacking is for dum8asses that can settle with 8eing second 8est.
And considering I AM the 8est, well.
You won't 8e seeing any slacking from me, Strider. :::;)
May8e tomorrow! Or tonight. I'm not that 8usy right now, which is 8asically a miracle.

[knightime]

uh huh
whatever
it just means less work for us all
i got a battle in the afternoon and shit
but im free after that i guess
i think i got shit to do tomorrow
so tomorrow might be a no go
and by might
i mean definite no go

[fabricates]

Any 8attles I need to show up for?
I hope you didn't vow with me just to let me collect a 8unch of shitty dust!
Let's meet up tonight then, since you're so incredi8ly 8usy tomorrow or whatever.

[knightime]

we got one thursday
so you dont have to bitch about collecting dust
apparently im out to be the best master
except im really collecting people
and that idea in itself is really fucking creepy
i can do tonight

[fabricates]

Sounds gr8! I'll 8e there, just let me know when.
You worry a8out dum8 shit. What's the pro8lem with having an arsenal of weapons? ::::/

[knightime]

usually my weapons can be stored in my fridge
im pretty sure i might be considered some sociopath
if i decided to shove everyone i win
into a fridge
or something
shit like that doesnt exactly fly
idk
maybe its more common in your society???
not ours
just come by anytime in the evening
well probably move since my roommate will most likely distract us both if we stayed there

[fabricates]

........
You keep your weapons in the refrigera8or.
What kind of idiot does that????????
Oh my god, that's so stupid!
Alright, I'll 8e 8y l8r.

[knightime]

keeps us on our toes
along with the ninja stars booby traps
fireworks in the sink
etc
alright

[fabricates]

[She is squinting so hard at him right now. These judgment levels are God Tier.]

That isn't what kitchens are supposed to 8e used for.
Jesus, humans are so weird.

[knightime]

tell that to my sis
pretty sure shed say otherwise
but it might just be because we never have food in it usually

[fabricates]

That would 8e 8ecause she's wrong.
I'm not going to pretend to understand your ridiculous human custom. It sounds really stupid.

[knightime]

im sure shed love to hear you say that to her

[Spoiler: It ends with pain. Dave would know.]

[fabricates]

May8e I will. 8ut I pro8a8ly won't, 8ecause it's a waste of my time.
Why would I want to talk to your lusus?

[knightime]

fuck if i know
im not you
answer that yourself

[fabricates]

The answer is I wouldn't.

[knightime]

well lets give you a pat on the back
you sure know what you want

[fabricates]

That's right! I do know what I want.
I always do, and that's pretty gr8. It's muuuuuuuuch 8etter than 8eing indecisive.