Dave nearly drops his PDA onto the table. He'll pretend he totally didn't drop his cool for that one second where he grabs it before it clatters. Honestly, the fact that his face didn't even drop at all was surprising.

But Dave once had gotten that stupid bunny for John. Or whatever John's name is. That one best bro friend he has. But, this was getting crazy weird...really fast. This couldn't just be some shitty coincidence. No kid should have his life revolving around Con Air when Dirk was obviously pretty cool where Con Air was absolutely terrible.

jegus fuck
is this some shitty joke???
is sis putting you up to this or something???
i mean i guess she doesnt have lil cal ruining my life here
but come on
these parellels cannot be some fucking coincidence that decided to land its plump rump onto my plate
and took a shit in it