Entry tags:
Sixth Beat | And We'll Go to the Market to Sell it
Characters: Dave Strider and You!Dave didn't go to see the new arrivals at the Train Station this time. Not because he didn't think it was important to see who arrived, but because he just didn't want to end up socializing then. He still looked terrible. It's only been a few days since he got into a physical fight with Vriska and kind of ate it pretty badly.
Format: Any/Either
This log is: Open
Location: Music/Instrument shop in town
Summary: Dave works at the music/instrument shop in town. For all his lack of talking, he seems to be pretty educated in the stuff in this place. He's bored and he still looks like crap honestly.
Warnings: Dave's very sassy text and a lot of cussing was to be had.
He cleaned up as best as he could and is sitting at the counter of the little shop in town that sold instruments and music. It was nice. He tapped his foot to whatever was playing in the shop and sometimes he'd lip sync to some lyrics to pass time. It kept his mind off things for a little while.
Still, he idly wondered who'd be arriving this round. He stared out at the shop window, fidgeting with the power rings he just bought from Recette's shop. There were two memory charms shoved into his pocket of his trousers. They had homes, but he was stuck at work. He glanced at the clock. Shit, he was doing that thing where he was counting how long it's been. He slams his head against the counter.
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"No, I know enough that Nicolas Cage is a horrible actor who has a penchant for starring in just as horrible movies. I'm not quite certain if he is what makes them horrible or if they were doomed from the start."
He hesitates for a moment, because he remembers stealing the damned bunny from Con Air to send to a girl he knew. "My guardian, however, seemed to have a fondness for Con Air, or at least the stuffed rabbit from the movie."
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But Dave once had gotten that stupid bunny for John. Or whatever John's name is. That one best bro friend he has. But, this was getting crazy weird...really fast. This couldn't just be some shitty coincidence. No kid should have his life revolving around Con Air when Dirk was obviously pretty cool where Con Air was absolutely terrible.
jegus fuck
is this some shitty joke???
is sis putting you up to this or something???
i mean i guess she doesnt have lil cal ruining my life here
but come on
these parellels cannot be some fucking coincidence that decided to land its plump rump onto my plate
and took a shit in it
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"I have no idea who this 'Sis' is. And I would prefer you not say Lil Cal is a life ruiner, seeing as he is the best friend a guy could have."
Yes, he remembers Lil Cal now...Not his guardian, but a very good friend of his, someone who was always there to comfort him when things weren't going quite so well, and the one person who Dirk felt comfortable enough with to hug.
"I don't see why I would need to joke about my identity. Regardless of it having a strange parallels to yours, my memories are not faulty."
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actually no
shit
thats terrifying
i already get attacked by plump smupette rumps all the time
i do not need some creepy fucking puppet going down on me like a cheap whore
Wait. Wait. Dirk knows who Lil Cal is though. What...that doesn't make any fucking sense. Lil Cal was always part of the Strider household. His household. Fuck, Dirk's last name is Strider. But Dirk was just a little older then him. It was always him and Sis...
Oh shit fuck.
also
i guess i should inform you since you obviously dont seem to realize
but this place is a shithole that fucks with our memories
you might not realize it but
spoiler
youre missing some memories
if you ask everyone else who got dragged to this happiest place on earth but not really
everyone is missing bits of their memories
you cannot bullshit me into thinking you somehow have kept every fucking memory of yours intact
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It was, well, kind of creepy. He shakes his head, taking a moment to clear his thoughts.
"If a person didn't know any better, wouldn't they assume their memories were intact and that nothing was done to their head?" He shifted on his feet, and he really just wanted to abscond, but he really wanted to know how he and Dave were related. "Missing memories doesn't quite explain the bizarre similarities between us, though."
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everyday
when constantly told what they are
yeah im pretty sure someone fucked my head up good
Whatever. But he has to think about Dirk's words. Because the memories don't explain the parallels. Honestly, he thinks whatever stuff Dirk is forgetting are important in explaining this, but he can't just expect Dirk to remember them unless he somehow gets his memories back.
well
considering this place has no manners
and seems to grab people from different places
but also different timelines
i wouldnt be fucking surprised
...
if we were actually related
in some fucked up ectobiology bullshit
or something
or maybe someone decided to have kids
i dont fucking know
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"Supposing you're right, and we are related, is there any way to find actual, definite proof of any genetic similarities we may have? Or are we never going to know the truth, and we will just have to assume just how we are related to one another and try to pretend this entire situation isn't fucking bizarre."
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fuck youre older then me
i have no fucking clue who the hell you are
Honestly, an older version of himself may have an answer, but at his current age, Dave knew jackshit about this new kid. Maybe Dirk would know more, but it looked like the other was just in as big of a clueless rut as he was.
honestly
this doesnt even weird me out at all
ive been through enough shit from
some assfuck backwards session
to not be surprised by this stuff
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But what the hell does he mean by session?
"Session? Such as a game session?" It would probably explain something, if it was related to the game that he and his friends were supposed to play. One of them, he couldn't remember her name, had all sorts of conspiracy theories about SBURB. "If you happen to mean SBURB, I never had the chance to play it."
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He quickly typed into his PDA.
okay
what the fuck???
how do you know about the sburb beta???
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"It wasn't the beta we were supposed to play. We were going to be the very first to play SBURB Alpha." He's heard his friends talk, and he knew that they believed the game would reunite them with their guardians, but...different than the ones they knew. Some sort of game bullshit. They hadn't even started the game, but is that where Dave came from? There were far too many questions that needed to be answered.
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the amount of time bullshit
and universe shenanigans
is off the fucking roof
how many of you were playing???
let me guess
four including you