themidwife: The Midwife, letting loose his mating cry. ([passe] I AM AT PEACE WITH THE WORLD)
Karkat Vantas, Midwife ([personal profile] themidwife) wrote in [community profile] rakuen 2012-02-06 01:54 am (UTC)

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CURRENT chaperonesGrubs [CCG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CCG: SWEET MOTHERGRUB OF FUCK
CCG: SHE'S TALKING ABOUT HER SHAMEGLOBES, YOU INCOMPREHENSIBLY DENSE PILE OF HOOFBEAST REGURGITATE.
CCG: PLEASE TELL ME YOU COUNTERED HER UNDOUBTEDLY PATHETIC ALIEN PECKING-ORDER ESTABLISHMENT.
CCG: ...
CCG: OH, WAIT.
CCG: YOU CAN'T.
CCG: BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T, DID YOU.
CCG: YOU KNOW WHAT?
CCG: I'M NOT EVEN SURE I HATE YOU ANYMORE.
CCG: ALL THAT'S LEFT IS THE SOUND MY FACE MAKES WHEN I SLAM IT INTO MY PALMS.
CCG: THAT IS HOW I FEEL FOR YOU, YOU PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A DNA-HOLDER.

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