[OPEN] Hey baby, what's your sign?

[wakingsavior]

Characters: John Egbert [AU], Dave Strider [AU], and YOU!
Format: Choose-Your-Own Adventure!
This log is: Open for business
Location: The park
Summary: ASL CLUB, FIRST MEETING!
Warnings: ...teenagers?

[ After classes on Wednesday, if one were to go to the park, one would find two teenaged boys waiting, both in Fortitude uniforms, one with dark hair and square glasses, one with blonde hair and aviator sunglasses.

They're waiting for anyone and everyone who wants to come to the first-ever meeting of the inter-school American Sign Language club! John's the only one of the two of them who looks excited, but that's just Dave being a coolkid, right?

Come one, come all! ]


(( OOC: Open to anybody, students or teachers - anyone who's heard about it or who happens to wander by! I have NO idea how we're going to do the lessony bits, I will convene with Kim when she's... conscious. XD ))

Comments

[knightime]

[...What?

Oh fuck it. He holds his PDA out for Karkat to read.]

dude
i dont even know
what youre so god damn upset about
i havent even done anything to piss you off
yet

[threshprinceoffuckyou]

[ incredulous look all across the sky. ]

...Is there an insect writhing in your vocal tunnel?

[knightime]

[Oh right. He didn't actually come clean about his not being able to talk.]

if by writhing in my vocal tunnel
you mean
it went and decided to go chew and fuck them up
an unfortunate loss
no one will get to hear the sweet rhymes of strider
but well just have to live with it
like how hes lived with this loss all his life

[Wow that was the most roundabout way to say you're mute.]

[threshprinceoffuckyou]

Oh my God, I can't hold all these fucking words, time to scour for ones that actually answer my question!

Oh wait, they're not there. Who's fault is that?

[knightime]

wait
what do you mean whos fault is that???
what type of fucking question is that??
whos fault is it why vantas is too fucking stupid to understand text???
you answer me that
or are we asking whos fault is it why this fucking coolkid doesnt seem to muster a single word???
well you see
when someone is MUTE
they kind of cant
its a pretty basic understanding

[Jegus, Karkat. How many times does he have to tell you?]

[threshprinceoffuckyou]

You never fucking specified, asswipe!

...

Sorry.

[knightime]

you mistaken me for someone whos straightforward
whatever
its not that big of a deal
the beauty of obnoxiously colored text has never failed me
well no thats a lie
its impossible to voice uncle when youre trying to get out of a shitty beatdown
thats why this thing exists
because people knowing how to wave their arms around like morons in interpretive dance
will make life a hell lot easier

[threshprinceoffuckyou]

What the fuck ever, you should've just said so in the first fucking place.

[knightime]

i dont like talking about it
and stop making a big deal out of it now
i told you didnt i?!