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rakuen2012-02-14 08:26 pm
threshprinceoffuckyou) wrote in rakuen2012-02-14 08:26 pm
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[city-wide network post][karkat shut up the reckoning]
[THIS IS NOT A MEMO. THIS IS A MOTHERFUCKING PSA.]
ATTENTION, INFERIOR BEINGS.
THIS IS A VASTLY ADVANCED PERSON SPEAKING.
LET'S CUT TO THE FUCKING CHASE
ALL OF YOU ARE VERY STUPID.
YOU CAN'T TELL FOOD FROM YOUR FOOT FOR THE LIFE OF YOU, AND COMMON SENSE IS DEFINITELY OUT OF THE FUCKING TABLE.
HUMANITY'S COLLECTIVE RETARDATION IS DEFINITE, IRREFUTABLE FACT, LIKE HOW THE SKY IS BLUE AND HOW IF YOU STOP BREATHING YOU WILL FUCKING DIE
WE HAVE ESTABLISHED THIS.
EVERYBODY KNOWS THIS. I KNOW THIS. YOU KNOW THIS, EVEN IF YOUR IQ IS DEEP DOWN INTO THE HAPPY WORLD OF NEGATIVES.
GOING ON TO THE FUCKING POINT.
THIS RED DAY THING IS BULLSHIT.
HONOR YOUR FRIENDS AND YOUR ENEMIES! APPRECIATE THEM, SHOW THEM HOW MUCH YOU CARE.
THAT'S OK. I EVEN GOT SOME PEOPLE THINGS, WOOT.
WHAT'S NOT OK IS THE FESTIVE SPRINKLING OF HEARTS ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS HOOFBEAST SHIT
BELIEVE ME I TRIED TO UNDERSTAND
I TRIED AND IT GAVE ME A BEAUTIFUL FUCKING MIGRAINE.
EVERYWHERE I LOOK, EVERYBODY'S GIVING EACH OTHER A HEART
EVERYWHERE I LOOK, EVERYBODY'S SOLICITING THEIR FRIEND TO MAKE OUT WITH THEM
AND BECAUSE OF YOUR RETARDED MONOQUADRANTIC SYSTEM IT'S SHAMELESS.
ALL
OF
YOU
ARE
SHAMELESS.
SO FUCKING SHAMELESS I WANT TO BLOW ALL OF YOU UP WITH MY RAGEBEAMS.
SO THE PSA IS: I REFUSE TO PARTICIPATE IN THIS CITY-WIDE HEDONISTIC ORGY.
STOP TRYING TO INVITE ME TO THIS SEXUAL DISEASE INFECTING FIESTA.
I HATE ALL OF YOU
KARKAT OUT.
ATTENTION, INFERIOR BEINGS.
THIS IS A VASTLY ADVANCED PERSON SPEAKING.
LET'S CUT TO THE FUCKING CHASE
ALL OF YOU ARE VERY STUPID.
YOU CAN'T TELL FOOD FROM YOUR FOOT FOR THE LIFE OF YOU, AND COMMON SENSE IS DEFINITELY OUT OF THE FUCKING TABLE.
HUMANITY'S COLLECTIVE RETARDATION IS DEFINITE, IRREFUTABLE FACT, LIKE HOW THE SKY IS BLUE AND HOW IF YOU STOP BREATHING YOU WILL FUCKING DIE
WE HAVE ESTABLISHED THIS.
EVERYBODY KNOWS THIS. I KNOW THIS. YOU KNOW THIS, EVEN IF YOUR IQ IS DEEP DOWN INTO THE HAPPY WORLD OF NEGATIVES.
GOING ON TO THE FUCKING POINT.
THIS RED DAY THING IS BULLSHIT.
HONOR YOUR FRIENDS AND YOUR ENEMIES! APPRECIATE THEM, SHOW THEM HOW MUCH YOU CARE.
THAT'S OK. I EVEN GOT SOME PEOPLE THINGS, WOOT.
WHAT'S NOT OK IS THE FESTIVE SPRINKLING OF HEARTS ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS HOOFBEAST SHIT
BELIEVE ME I TRIED TO UNDERSTAND
I TRIED AND IT GAVE ME A BEAUTIFUL FUCKING MIGRAINE.
EVERYWHERE I LOOK, EVERYBODY'S GIVING EACH OTHER A HEART
EVERYWHERE I LOOK, EVERYBODY'S SOLICITING THEIR FRIEND TO MAKE OUT WITH THEM
AND BECAUSE OF YOUR RETARDED MONOQUADRANTIC SYSTEM IT'S SHAMELESS.
ALL
OF
YOU
ARE
SHAMELESS.
SO FUCKING SHAMELESS I WANT TO BLOW ALL OF YOU UP WITH MY RAGEBEAMS.
SO THE PSA IS: I REFUSE TO PARTICIPATE IN THIS CITY-WIDE HEDONISTIC ORGY.
STOP TRYING TO INVITE ME TO THIS SEXUAL DISEASE INFECTING FIESTA.
I HATE ALL OF YOU
KARKAT OUT.
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2) I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.
3) I DON'T GIVE A FUCK, YOU PATHETIC SORE LOSER THAT CAN'T EVEN COMPREHEND THE IDEA OF PROSTRATING BEFORE YOUR SUPERIOR.
I BEAT YOU, BITCH. SUCK IT UP AND THROW YOURSELF OFF YOUR HUMAN HIGH HORSE.
THE NEXT TIME WE BATTLE, YOU AND ME, THE OUTCOME WILL BE NO DIFFERENT.
YOU WILL WRITHE AND FLAIL UNDER ME BUT IT WOULD BE RENDERED INTO DEBASING IMPOTENT JERKS
BECAUSE YOU'VE RELEASED A MONSTER, AISHA.
A MONSTER THAT REPLENISHES ONLY WITH YOUR BLOOD AND TEARS
AND YOUR SCREAMS WILL ITS MY SWAN SONG.
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Oh? My blood? You're absolute sure you want to start this talk, troll-chan? Please, I'll wipe the floor with your cocky ass.
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TROLL-CHAN
TROLL-CHAN
WHAT THE FUCK.