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[wakingsavior]

woah.
uh, okay, i think i passed out and then woke up in the nurse's office or something.
and i have a hell of a headache.
what happened?

[sent to Dave's PDA]

lol, hey man.
why the hell were you singing to me in text?
you're a dumbass.
:)

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[inamber]

yeah im a dave
the dave who is also a sprite
you arent making things up dude

alright cool youre the deaf one
howd that happen anyways

[wakingsavior]

ok, cool.
more daves can only make this place better, right?

haha, well, uh.
not sure!
it just sort of... happened.
something didn't grow right or some shit like that before i was born.
and this produced deaf egbert.

[inamber]

fuck yes it will
one daves not enough
rakuen cant get enough of this strider swag
this charm inherent to all of our noble goddamn bloodline
its both a blessing and a curse dude you have no idea
babes flipping their shit for a piece of this daves ass and the cosmic powers that be dragging us in kicking and screaming from our cozy little beds
fuck you just dont understand john
you cant ever understand
the pains of being totally and utterly fucking awesome

ok well that makes sense
and i feel like a fucking tool for asking but
alright yeah anyways
so you and mute dave are running a club

[wakingsavior]

haha, nope, probably not.
if i can get a full night's sleep, i think i'll manage.

it's cool, i mean, some people have accidents and shit.
no way of knowing unless you ask.
but yeah, we've got an asl club for all your signing needs!
so we don't have to rely so much on our pdas all the time.
or, well, me anyway.
dave's not big on signing most of the time.

[inamber]

im game
just tell me the time and place and ill show
probably

[wakingsavior]

well, we didn't really have a set day, and we were talking on taking a poll to see when it'd be good for everybody.
sooo, i should probably ask the other dave, and i'll let you know when we figure it out!
hey, are you in fort with us or conquest with the other john and karkat?

[ Guess who doesn't know Karkat's gone yet? Yep, this guy. ]

[inamber]

sure let me know
not much else to do in this place so im free whenever

im in conquest which sounds a hell of a lot better than fortitude
only barely but hey ill take it

[wakingsavior]

well, yeah, i mean we have like fifty gardening classes.
but at least our headmaster person isn't a completely deranged psychopath.
seriously, dude, be careful of day, she's nuts.

[inamber]

jade must be happy

and yeah so ive heard
whats she done
specifically
none of that vague shit