like you need to breathe

[fabricates]

Characters: Vriska Serket [OU] and YOU!
Format: Action but I'll match!
This log is: open
Location: EVERYWHERE. First prompt will be locked to her roommates but the second one is open to everyone.
Summary: Vriska's woken up from her sleep coma and is ready to fuck some shit up. Aka figure out how long she's been sleeping and what's been going on while she's been wasting time her blanket cocoon.
Warnings: Vriska is a warning all her own. Probably just language, maybe some violence idk.

Black 1-B

[She feels like she's been sleeping forever. Like she didn't spend a couple of hours just tossing and turning before she calling it a day's sleep and getting back up to move around. Dare she say she might actually be rested? That's suspicious. So she's up, sitting on her human sleeping square to look around the room. Maybe someone is present to interrogate for answers?]

Everywhere Else (specify!)

[Vriska's wandering out and about to check out what she's missed. Feel free to run into her or bug her! But be wary, she's looking a little annoyed.]

Comments

[pennypincher]

Hey! Just because I can't use it here doesn't make it fake, you know!

And-- I don't know about that. I killed a god before I got here. [ With her friends' help. And another god. But. Whatever. ]

[fabricates]

Then they weren't very immortal, were they? Gods don't just die you know. There's rules about that kind of thing.

[pennypincher]

Really? 'Cause he definitely died. What kind of rules?

[fabricates]

It has to be a heroic or just death. So you either die because you deserve it for using your god-dom wrong after achieving it or through sacrifice.

[pennypincher]

Oh. That would explain it. Because Zophar was a mega-meanie who was trying to destroy the world.

[fabricates]

Just death then. Yeah, that'll do it. Sucks to be him!

[pennypincher]

So you're really like him and Lucia? Are all of you trolls like that?

[fabricates]

Nope, you have to earn it. You've got to gain all the levels to even get close to achieving it. Humans can too, I guess. Egbert made it.

[pennypincher]

Huh... [ Come to think of it, no one ever mentioned where the gods in her world came from. ] I don't know who that is. So if I got to level 99 I'd have a shot at it?

[ Video game terminology: Only for use in threads with ridiculous casts. ]

[fabricates]

Doubt it! Unless you played Sgrub, there's no chance of you making God Tier. That's how we did it. Well, there was more to it, obviously. But who knows, I don't know how your world works.

[Best cast conversations tbh.]

[pennypincher]

Oh. I have no clue what that is. Darn. I'll have to ask...

[ Ask Lucia? Why does she get the feeling that won't be possible? She should be... ]

Dang it! Stupid memories...! Anyway, that does sound pretty cool, but I still think my magic's probably better. When I can actually use it.

[fabricates]

It's a game. You know, a video game?

[She shrugs.]

It's useless if you can't use it, so I wouldn't really go bragging about it if you can't deliver. It just makes you look pathetic.

[pennypincher]

Never heard of a video game before.

Oh, really? And what about your god stuff? Can you still use that here? We're all immortal now basically so it's not like you're all that special.

[fabricates]

Seriously? What kind of sheltered world do you come from?

Anyway, god hood is pretty much a state of being all the time. It's not a matter of using it.

[pennypincher]

An awesome one. The most awesome one.

Okay. What else can you do besides being immortal?

[fabricates]

Obviously not if you've never played a video game. You're missing out on the best parts of life.

Well, I'm the Thief of Light so I have all the luck and speed. Then there's the immortality, and my vision eightfold and manipulation which I had before god tier. Oh, right, and god tier gave me wings so I can fly.

[Even if she can't... remember how to do some of those things. DETAILS, Lemina doesn't need to know them.]

[pennypincher]

Vision eightfold and manipulation? All those other things make sense, but what do those do?

[fabricates]

Vision eightfold let's me see through solid surfaces, and manipulation is what it says on the tin. I can control people with my mind. Well, kind of. It works better on trolls. Humans just fall asleep, which is pretty lame.

[pennypincher]

That's pretty cool!

[ But if Lemina is guessing right... ]

Make me fall asleep, then.

[fabricates]

[Oh shit, come up with a good excuse not to.]

Just because you told me to? No thanks. Gods have better things to waste their powers on.

[pennypincher]

But I'll totally worship you and raise funds to build you a temple! Pretty please? I have the worst insomnia.

[fabricates]

Oh, that changes everything! Except it doesn't. You humans are so pushy about shit.

[pennypincher]

Some goddess you are. Hmph. I don't believe you even can.

[fabricates]

What kind of god gives into the demands of a human? If that's the kind of gods you're used to, they sound pretty stupid.