kingdomsgambit: averyniceprince (2)
King John Peixes - John Egbert (AU) ([personal profile] kingdomsgambit) wrote in [community profile] rakuen 2012-07-09 11:53 am (UTC)

I chuckle, because they are absurd.
I believe you have successfully expanded my tiny list of phallic euphemisms.
Thank you.

Good lord, keep the love-making in the marital bed.
You're not, uh... with Jade?
Because if you are, we must discuss this man-to-boy.

That... aside, I apologize.
I am merely unfamiliar with your culture. I am doing my best to keep an open mind.

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