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[kingdomsgambit]

[filtered from david]

I fancy someone.

How does one normally propose marriage in Rakuen?

[ oh, 5th century people. ]

Comments

[knightime]

fml
not something i actually wanted to just casually tell the entire network

but point still stands
maybe i just really like her enough that i want to have sloppy makeouts
or maybe just hang around her all the time and if im feeling super risque
hold her hand
lay off
age is a stupid fucking number anyways

[kingdomsgambit]

I chuckle, because they are absurd.
I believe you have successfully expanded my tiny list of phallic euphemisms.
Thank you.

Good lord, keep the love-making in the marital bed.
You're not, uh... with Jade?
Because if you are, we must discuss this man-to-boy.

That... aside, I apologize.
I am merely unfamiliar with your culture. I am doing my best to keep an open mind.

[knightime]

youll know all the penis jokes you ever wanted to make
itll be a blessing and a curse
your welcome

uh
i didnt mention anything about sex
so not only are you old
youre a pervert
the more i know
im not what
it might come to you as a surprise
but believe it or not
i am not actually a mind reader nor am i fluent and vague egbertian ways
but i can slap on a private to this if that makes you feel any better

[kingdomsgambit]

I never wanted to make all the one-eyed trouser snake jokes, Dave.
I never will.

No, you did.
You said "sometimes people just want to fuck around" regarding dating.
I know what fuck means.
And you and Jade are dating.

Do you think this conversation should warrant a filter?

[knightime]

youll find them useful one day
and it isnt because your hammer was happy to see me

wait
shit
i didnt actually me actual fucking
curse my use of extremely crude and offensive language
some people just do the whole getting together thing super casual
friends with benefits
this isnt that btw
im just saying
so you can continue to being a prude john
dont even worry about it

[kingdomsgambit]

Ah. Very good, then.
I am happy for the two of you, at least. (Is that the correct thing to say, or?)

I am not a prude!

[knightime]

idk why were even talking about this
youre the one wanting to get hitched
so about you tying the knot with older me

also you so are
you probably cant even type these oh so scandalous words without getting red in the face

[kingdomsgambit]

I really like David.
If there's anybody I want to spend the rest of my days with, it's him, I think.

No, I believe it's just because you're crude.

[knightime]

just done jump the gun
it would suck
for both of you

its because youre a prude
admit it

[kingdomsgambit]

What is jumping the gun?

I shall not.

[knightime]

fuck
im never not going to be frustrated over the amount of shit that flies over everyones heads
just dont do anything rash

prude