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[fracturedsoul]

So I guess we know now what happens when you sacrifice three corpses to the tower.

Everyone might just want to stay out of the tower in the arena until this is cleared up. If you go in, you wind up in a mirror boss fight with a shadow version of yourself.

If you leave and go back in, it keeps happening. I wound up fighting mine four times just to make sure. But on the plus side, if you beat it there's a chance it'll drop a memory charm. I got three of them, all from, like, alternate universe mes. I don't know if that's universal or not. Anyone else have data they'd like to submit?

[ Filtered to Jake English ]

Something I need to run by you, bro.


((OOC: After consulting with the mods: A memory charm definitely drops after the first fight; on each subsequent fight, there's a 50% chance of a charm dropping.))

Comments

[fracturedsoul]

"Know" is such a strong word. It's more like I've been keeping tabs on you. You're a Dersite where I'm from.

[gottakilldaves]

gonna have to explain that word for me kid
what the fuck is a dersite
and why are you stalking me

[fracturedsoul]

A Dersite is a person from Derse. And before you ask, Derse is a planet that's like that big yellow one we've got in the sky here, only it's purple.

A guy's gotta do reconnaissance. Let's just say it's in my best interests. It's not like I meant any harm to you or your buddies, not unless you started something first. You were working for a regime I opposed, that's all.

[ He'll just leave out that they did start something first, and that he retaliated. ]

[gottakilldaves]

thats the stupidest shit ive ever heard
im not some dumb alien
and theres no way in hell id lose to a bratty kid like you

[But he is curious now... maybe he'll go back to the tower for another round or twelve, hmm.]

[fracturedsoul]

Of course you're not. It's an alternate instance of you in a universe different from your own. That's something you're gonna have to get used to around here, Noir.

I'd rather you didn't have to lose to me. Why can't we all just get along?

[gottakilldaves]

well its fucking stupid
im not a dog

because youre an annoying little shit and i hate you
your glasses are dumb

[fracturedsoul]

No, you're not a dog where I come from. But shit, dude, I'm not the undisputed holder of knowledge of every little slice of time-space. You've got a memory of yourself being a dog, I don't know what else to tell you.

You wound me. You really, seriously have hurt my feelings.

[gottakilldaves]

obviously you dont know shit about me
fine
ill investigate this myself

suck it up you baby