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Besides fight each other?

I can't exactly initiate a fight as a weapon.

Not an exaclan fight, no.

I'm not really into sparring.

Hmm... then what sort of things do you find entertaining?

I don't know, [He's trying to hide it, but he's really hurt and confused right now,] I was never bored for long with Kaoru around.

A friend of yours?

[Hikaru sets his jaw a bit, but a touch of sadness enters his expression as his chin drops and he turns his head ever so slightly.] No, my twin.

Oh. [Immediately she thinks of America and (with a pained twinge) Matthew. And suddenly she's yanking herself away sharply from that memory because Matthew is one subject she would very much not like to think about, thank you very much.] Well what did you do when you were away from him?

I haven't ever been away from him, really.

[Don't mind her look of surprise.]

You haven't? Wouldn't that get tiresome?

No. We have always done almost everything together. [The one thing they didn't do together was that time he went on a date with... He gave up that line of thought quickly as he began to get a headache of the same kind as when he tries to remember his name.]

[To always spend your time with someone... it's unfathomable to Britannia. Well, no, that's not exactly true. When she was younger she used to... nope. Nope nope nope she is not going to think about it.]

Then perhaps you should find someone new to spend time with? [Forgive her, she is lacking in sensitivity.]

Edited 2012-08-30 12:29 (UTC)

[It's okay, Hikaru as enough sarcasm and lack of sensitivity himself it only earns the retort,] And maybe you should just get a new brain, since that seems to be what you left behind.

Hmm... such a juvenile retort.

Well, you are picking on a high schooler.

[That earns a small chuckle of amusement.] And you consider my earlier words an insult? How sheltered.

[He frowns a bit at that. It rang true.] Well, it was always Kaoru and me, and then the rest of the world, so yeah.

I wouldn't bother asking if anyone knew something to do if I wasn't sheltered, would I?

I see. Having divided yourself from the world, you now have no one at your back.

[How... painfully similar. That's irritating.] I suppose I could keep you entertained, provided you don't mind so "brainless" a companion.

[Hikaru smiles. Now he'll just have to see if he can tell him apart from Kaoru when Kaoru got here.] It could be interesting for a bit at least.

[Looks wise it'll be impossible. Britannia is based off of the oblivious America after all...]

Your name? I'm the Holy Empire of Britannia.

I don't remember, [He didn't even try this time.] But it was decided by Nanami that I should be called Ichigo, so at least there is something to call me. [Really, this is stupid.]

Hmm... but that name makes you Ele- [... sigh.] Japanese.

[Hikaru doesn't see the problem here.] So?

You seem a little too obnoxious to be one of his.

[He doesn't belong to anyone! But really, what did this guy mean?] Of whose?

[S'up, welcome to the wackiness of pseudo-Hetalians.]

Japan's, of course. His people are usually a little more quiet.

Well, I'm not some commoner.

So it seems. If I hadn't asked for your name I might have mistaken you for one of my own.

[... that's not really a compliment.]

... Wait a minute, you are trying to say that you are a country? So you meant Japan as a person? [Because personifying countries, while a bit odd in normal speech, isn't unheard of.]

Yes to both of those. I had thought my name made it clear.

People will name their children pretty strange things sometimes.

So, how does that work? Being a country and a person?

Naming a human after a nation might be a little far-fetched. [Then again, this is Rakuen so anything is possible.]

Hmm... who knows?

It seems really weird.

Hmm... but asking me how I exist is like asking how you do too.

I mean, how does it work? A country is land, and people, and culture. Are you a walking stereo-type? And if you are the country, what happens when you get old and die?

I guess the best explanation is that I'm a personification of all of those things. So if I'm a stereotype, then it's because those traits actually exist within my culture.

We also don't age once we reach physical maturity. I'm over 180 years old.

Edited 2012-09-07 09:35 (UTC)

No way!

It's true. You can ask America the same questions if you don't believe me, although he's something of an idiot and rarely says anything of value.

... Pretty incredible, but I guess this whole place is.

You think so? A lot of this seems pretty normal to me.

Seems like we're from very different places.

lol idk theres nothin 2 do

esp when ur a wepon u just wait 4 ur weildr 2 do stuff

u cant even do things unless they say its ok

so just be bord i gues

I need to find a game or something.

You get drunk.

I'm under age.

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