Prank 001 || Video

[mean_one]

[Hikaru is laying in his bed, sprawled out and looking very bored.] What do you all do for fun around here?

Comments

Re: [video]

[countryofassholes]

Hmm... but that name makes you Ele- [... sigh.] Japanese.

[video]

[mean_one]

[Hikaru doesn't see the problem here.] So?

Re: [video]

[countryofassholes]

You seem a little too obnoxious to be one of his.

[video]

[mean_one]

[He doesn't belong to anyone! But really, what did this guy mean?] Of whose?

Re: [video]

[countryofassholes]

[S'up, welcome to the wackiness of pseudo-Hetalians.]

Japan's, of course. His people are usually a little more quiet.

[video]

[mean_one]

Well, I'm not some commoner.

Re: [video]

[countryofassholes]

So it seems. If I hadn't asked for your name I might have mistaken you for one of my own.

[... that's not really a compliment.]

[video]

[mean_one]

... Wait a minute, you are trying to say that you are a country? So you meant Japan as a person? [Because personifying countries, while a bit odd in normal speech, isn't unheard of.]

Re: [video]

[countryofassholes]

Yes to both of those. I had thought my name made it clear.

[video]

[mean_one]

People will name their children pretty strange things sometimes.

So, how does that work? Being a country and a person?

Re: [video]

[countryofassholes]

Naming a human after a nation might be a little far-fetched. [Then again, this is Rakuen so anything is possible.]

Hmm... who knows?

[video]

[mean_one]

It seems really weird.

Re: [video]

[countryofassholes]

Hmm... but asking me how I exist is like asking how you do too.

[video]

[mean_one]

I mean, how does it work? A country is land, and people, and culture. Are you a walking stereo-type? And if you are the country, what happens when you get old and die?

Re: [video]

[countryofassholes]

I guess the best explanation is that I'm a personification of all of those things. So if I'm a stereotype, then it's because those traits actually exist within my culture.

We also don't age once we reach physical maturity. I'm over 180 years old.

[video]

[mean_one]

No way!

Re: [video]

[countryofassholes]

It's true. You can ask America the same questions if you don't believe me, although he's something of an idiot and rarely says anything of value.

[video]

[mean_one]

... Pretty incredible, but I guess this whole place is.

Re: [video]

[countryofassholes]

You think so? A lot of this seems pretty normal to me.

[video]

[mean_one]

Seems like we're from very different places.