Video - Challenge

[straightupzorra]

Are you guys really that lame that you're all rushing to computers and PDAs to find partners? I mean really, you can't just talk to people face to face and get your shit together? Well I'm not using the network to find a partner, I already have one.

I'm here to issue you a challenge. You've seen us fight already so you know what we're capable of, but if that isn't enough for you, I'll battle you. [she leans back with a smug look on her face] That's right boys and girls, if you want to battle the Conquest Prefect and Headmistress, now is your chance.

Just a warning, [she holds up all her upgrades, you may notice that there are more than the allotted five] we have a ton of upgrades.

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[knightime]

on a scale from one to ten
one being pansy fucking pushover
ten being wow why did i even bother trying
what type of beatdown would the challenger even be getting

[Honestly, he wasn't all that interested in battling Santana. He isn't stupid enough to go for a battle that he'd probably lose.]

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[straightupzorra]

Twelve.

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[knightime]

oh well
now im interested in seeing someone try
sounds like a fucking show

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[straightupzorra]

There will always be someone stupid enough to try. If you wanna watch so badly find me an opponent and I'll tell you where it's going to go down.

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[knightime]

pretty sure finding someone wholl say yes
is a lot harder then it sounds
i could try
mostly because it would be pretty fucking funny

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[straightupzorra]

Oh no, I'll definitely find someone, don't doubt that.

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[knightime]

good
wouldnt want to see a badass beatdown
shits like watching a good movie

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[straightupzorra]

And a challenger appears, one Vriska Serket.

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[knightime]

wow
im not even surprised shed bite

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[straightupzorra]

You know her?
Care to share any dirt on her?

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[knightime]

i dont really know her know her
shes like someone that knows someone i know
she likes challenges and shit though
i think
idk
trolls are hard to decipher sometimes
and im out of fucks to decipher her
shes kind of cool i guess

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[straightupzorra]

Yeah I've pretty much figured out that Dolorsa isn't the right person to teach about how trolls are considering she's nothing like them. So I'll just figure this Vriska girl is the opposite.

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[knightime]

yeah
dolorosa
is like
what you wish trolls could be like
vriska is definitely a bitch
to put it lightly

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[duchy]

Do you think anyone will say yes?

[Because Lithuania wants to watch.]

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[straightupzorra]

There's always someone stupid enough to try.

[duchy]

If you find someone willing to challenge you, you should hold it somewhere people can watch.

[straightupzorra]

Of course I will, I want to show off my flawless victory, not hide it.

[duchy]

I'll definitely watch.

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[effortless]

Furthermore, any Player in Fortitude who manages to defeat her will receive fifty raks to do with as they wish.

[ what, she has a lot of raks. ]

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[lovesignmasterspark]

Nobody's that stupid, ze.

... If there is though, lemme know so I can watch.

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[effortless]

Nobody? I suppose I could double the reward.

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[lovesignmasterspark]

You could. Then I'd have more people to watch fail. [If this were video you'd hear her snickering.]

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[straightupzorra]

Your Raks are safe.

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[hairoftheweek]

... This, I've got to see. [Note to self, don't let Homura try it.]

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[straightupzorra]

When a challenger appears I'll tell you the time and the place.

[fabricates]

[And here's the girl who can't resist a challenge. And especially can't resist one with a monetary reward. As an aspiring gamblignant, she's sort of into the whole hoarding money thing.]

I'm game. I've got nothing 8etter to do right now anyway.
Name your time and place.

[straightupzorra]

You have a weapon? And I'll let you choose the terms.

[fabricates]

O8viously or I wouldn't have offered????????
I really don't care where. Or when, as long as I'm not kept w8ing too long.

[straightupzorra]

We can do it town then, tomorrow afternoon, but just so you know, you have no chance of winning.

[fabricates]

We'll see a8out that!
May8e you weren't aware, 8ut I'm kind of the 8est there is.

[herplaceinthesun]

[See, she would totally try this, but she has other people to think about now and she'd have to ask. Plus, you know, the whole "this is fixed" thing.]

That's a whoooooooole lot of upgrades. [It both impresses her and doesn't.]

[straightupzorra]

More than you can get on your own.

[herplaceinthesun]

Do I wanna know how you got your hands on 'em?

[straightupzorra]

Well I bought my five and when people disappear they leave an upgrade and a memory behind, so I've gots some a' those too.

[herplaceinthesun]

Profiting off of other people leaving? See, you make it hard for me to not like you, miss prefect.