Oh damn. It's the spider bitch again. Okay, honestly he has no big problems with Vriska. She was smarter then most of the other trolls she's met, and she seemed to have some fight in her at the very least. Which means she'd probably be willing to fight with him.

What the fuck is she anyways? Hell if he knows. But hey, he'll say yes. Why not. She can be sassy and he can promptly ignore all her sass.

yeah
okay
serket
i am vowing with you
typing this is really fucking embarrassing every fucking time

Dave sucks at making meaningful vows apparently.