[PDA] Seventh Beat in Text

[knightime]

right
so that asl stuff
i talked about
like last week
meeting up at the park
in town
wednesday
so you know
you cool kids from conquest can chill
and get your sign on
itll be afterschool
so no one tries to repent for missing class or something
itll be
shit
fuck why do i always forget their names?!
...
itll be my best bro and myself
well bring books too
and i guess start with the basics and shit
no biggie


[Private to Vriska]
four days is a pretty fucking long time
aint it
im like
gagging as i type this
vomiting
all sorts of gross things
but
when did you want your next lesson???
if you so much give me sass right now
i will let you beg him to teach you instead
or let you learn on your own
also
i should probably give you the heads up
my sis
is not happy
and before you call me an ass for squealing
she practically beat it out of me
which is pretty counter productive
but whatever
so yeah
this might be me trying to make up
for whatever the fuck she decides to do

Comments

Because you got tired of grey? :U

[knightime]

wait
color me shocked as hell
i wasnt even aware you knew what asl was
who told you???

[threshprinceoffuckyou]

YES, IT'S A VERY POPULAR LANGUAGE AT ALTERNIA BECAUSE RIPPING OFF SPONGE CLOTHS IS A CUSTOMARY TORTURING METHOD THE LEGISLACERATORS USED AGAINST ALIEN SPIES HALF A CENTURY AGO!!!
NO DIPSHIT I JUST FUCKING SCROLLED UP AND SAW JOHN TALK ABOUT IT, HOW FUCKING STUPID CAN YOU BE, HOLY SHIT.
NOW THE QUESTION IS
WHY ARE THE TWO OF YOU TEACHING IT?????

[knightime]

put a sock in it vantas
i dont usually assume people actually scroll through previous conversations
mostly because most people here dont
surprise
privacy is a thing
wow
no one informed you???
its all the fucking rage right now
only cool kids know how to sign

[This was probably not the answer you wanted...]

[threshprinceoffuckyou]

AND THAT IS WHY EVERYBODY IS AN IDIOT EXCEPT ME.
IF YOU WANTED THAT TO BE PRIVATE, YOU SHOULD'VE FILTERED IT, BULGESACK.

OK FINE WHATEVER.
ALL THE MORE REASON TO ASTOUND YOU WITH HOW FAST I'LL LEARN AND MASTER IT.

[knightime]

of course
right
good luck
im sure youll be positively fucktastic at it
youll blow everyone away in no time
can you see the sarcasm dripping from my text???
i hope so
because its there
it could fill a pool with how sarcastic i am right now

[threshprinceoffuckyou]

NOBODY CARES ABOUT WHAT YOU THINK, STRIDER
NOBODY.

[knightime]

youre the only one who doesnt care
just so you know
hate to break it to you
but people here are swooning for this piece of strider meat

[threshprinceoffuckyou]

SWOONING FROM UTTER REPULSION, YOU MEAN.

[knightime]

you didnt see it
i had all sorts of bitches on me last week
it was sicknasty

[threshprinceoffuckyou]

I'D BELIEVE IT IF BY BITCHES YOU LITERALLY MEAN FEMALE DOGS
BECAUSE THERE IS NO WAY ANYONE WOULD ACTUALLY THINK YOU'RE COOL
LET ALONE BE ALL OVER YOU.

[knightime]

just because
youre in denial
doesnt mean everyone else is
some people actually realize just what im made of

[wakingsavior]

actually it's true!
he was a player in every sense of the word.
and he had like six weapons and they were all girls.
plus me.

[threshprinceoffuckyou]

GREAT.
STRIDER BABIES.
YOUR RACE IS DOOMED.

[wakingsavior]

okay, maybe not EVERY sense of the word.
but he had bitches all over him.

[knightime]

john
did you just call yourself a girl???
alright drop the pants
do you have a dick or not???
dick check time

[wakingsavior]

noooo, they were all girls, but then i was there too.
so six girls and then me.
two totally different categories.

[knightime]

actually
it was eight girls
you and another dude
and a hedgehog
you know
before i transferred people off

[wakingsavior]

okay, fine, but it was still a bunch of girls.