[PDA] Seventh Beat in Text

[knightime]

right
so that asl stuff
i talked about
like last week
meeting up at the park
in town
wednesday
so you know
you cool kids from conquest can chill
and get your sign on
itll be afterschool
so no one tries to repent for missing class or something
itll be
shit
fuck why do i always forget their names?!
...
itll be my best bro and myself
well bring books too
and i guess start with the basics and shit
no biggie


[Private to Vriska]
four days is a pretty fucking long time
aint it
im like
gagging as i type this
vomiting
all sorts of gross things
but
when did you want your next lesson???
if you so much give me sass right now
i will let you beg him to teach you instead
or let you learn on your own
also
i should probably give you the heads up
my sis
is not happy
and before you call me an ass for squealing
she practically beat it out of me
which is pretty counter productive
but whatever
so yeah
this might be me trying to make up
for whatever the fuck she decides to do

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[wakingsavior]

john. :)
yep, i'm john, other half of the signtastic duo!
we will be there ready to teach anybody who wants to how to talk with your hands and not with your mouth, haha.
hope to see you guys there!

[knightime]

please tell me
you did not just call us
the signtastic duo
seriously
SERIOUSLY

[wakingsavior]

i did.
8 :|
8| deal with it

[knightime]

fuck you too
john

[wakingsavior]

why dave.
this is so sudden.
i'm swooning again.
just like last week.
what are you doing to me, dave?
*swoon*

WHY WAS THAT GREEN

[threshprinceoffuckyou]

FOR SOME UNFATHOMABLE REASON THAT I LITERALLY CAN'T WRAP MY THINK PAN AROUND
I AM GOING TO GRACE YOU ASSHOLES WITH MY AWESOME PRESENCE SO I CAN LEARN AND PERFECT YOUR STUPID HANDS LANGUAGE.

Because you got tired of grey? :U

[knightime]

wait
color me shocked as hell
i wasnt even aware you knew what asl was
who told you???

[knightime]

john
im going to make you my bitch
and you will hate it
so stop that

[threshprinceoffuckyou]

YES, IT'S A VERY POPULAR LANGUAGE AT ALTERNIA BECAUSE RIPPING OFF SPONGE CLOTHS IS A CUSTOMARY TORTURING METHOD THE LEGISLACERATORS USED AGAINST ALIEN SPIES HALF A CENTURY AGO!!!
NO DIPSHIT I JUST FUCKING SCROLLED UP AND SAW JOHN TALK ABOUT IT, HOW FUCKING STUPID CAN YOU BE, HOLY SHIT.
NOW THE QUESTION IS
WHY ARE THE TWO OF YOU TEACHING IT?????

[wakingsavior]

sorry man.
i'm just glad to see you in a better mood.
also i'm pretty fucking psyched about this asl club.

i'm so sorry

[threshprinceoffuckyou]

SINCE WHEN WERE THE TWO OF YOU SUCKING FACE????

[knightime]

put a sock in it vantas
i dont usually assume people actually scroll through previous conversations
mostly because most people here dont
surprise
privacy is a thing
wow
no one informed you???
its all the fucking rage right now
only cool kids know how to sign

[This was probably not the answer you wanted...]

AND THEN EVERYONE THREADJACKED

[knightime]

since now
were married
didnt you know???

[knightime]

yeah
well my friendship life
isnt in shambles anymore
so
...
thanks btw
she told me you told her what happened
so yeah
thanks

john and dave are married!!!!!!!

[threshprinceoffuckyou]

"MARRIED".
ALL THESE WORDS COMING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH, ALL OF THEM STUPID.
WHAT THE FUCK IS A MARRIED

[threshprinceoffuckyou]

AND THAT IS WHY EVERYBODY IS AN IDIOT EXCEPT ME.
IF YOU WANTED THAT TO BE PRIVATE, YOU SHOULD'VE FILTERED IT, BULGESACK.

OK FINE WHATEVER.
ALL THE MORE REASON TO ASTOUND YOU WITH HOW FAST I'LL LEARN AND MASTER IT.

Oh, John, you adorable, clueless boy...

[wakingsavior]

jeeeeeeeez, karkat, we're just joking around!
i'm not into guys!

[wakingsavior]

hey.
you guys are my best friends.
i'm not gonna leave you guys hanging in a time of crisis.

MARRIED MARRIED MARRIED

[knightime]

shit
why cant you just look this crap up yourself???
its when two people decide
they want to have hot sloppy makeouts
for the rest of their lives
except no one else can get in the way
because those two married sods are basically madly in love with each other
at least
thats what you usually wish married was

[threshprinceoffuckyou]

I DON'T UNDERSTAND THESE EARTH JOKES OF YOURS
DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT YOU WEREN'T HITTING ON STRIDER WHEN YOU CLEARLY WERE???
I KNOW YOU'RE NOT AN EARTH HOMOSEXUAL BUT YOU WERE SO TRANSPARENT RIGHT THERE.

WHICH IS BULLSHIT BTW
DIDN'T I TELL YOU YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO REPRODUCE WITH ROSE

[knightime]

really now
and here i was
trying to not tell you
what went down

[knightime]

too late
i told him were married
so were married now

[knightime]

of course
right
good luck
im sure youll be positively fucktastic at it
youll blow everyone away in no time
can you see the sarcasm dripping from my text???
i hope so
because its there
it could fill a pool with how sarcastic i am right now

[wakingsavior]

the power of friendship can't be thwarted, dave.

[threshprinceoffuckyou]

THIS IS AN INTERESTING CONCEPT
BUT STILL BULLSHIT.
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO MARRY HARLEY
THOUGH I GUESS NOW THAT YOUR RACE ISN'T COUNTING ON THE FOUR OF YOU FOR GENETIC VARIETY (GOD HELP US ALL), YOUR HEDONISTIC, SODOMIZING RELATIONSHIP WITH EGBERT CAN PROCEED