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[PDA] Seventh Beat in Text
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so that asl stuff
i talked about
like last week
meeting up at the park
in town
wednesday
so you know
you cool kids from conquest can chill
and get your sign on
itll be afterschool
so no one tries to repent for missing class or something
itll be
shit
fuck why do i always forget their names?!
...
itll be my best bro and myself
well bring books too
and i guess start with the basics and shit
no biggie
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four days is a pretty fucking long time
aint it
im like
gagging as i type this
vomiting
all sorts of gross things
but
when did you want your next lesson???
if you so much give me sass right now
i will let you beg him to teach you instead
or let you learn on your own
also
i should probably give you the heads up
my sis
is not happy
and before you call me an ass for squealing
she practically beat it out of me
which is pretty counter productive
but whatever
so yeah
this might be me trying to make up
for whatever the fuck she decides to do
so that asl stuff
i talked about
like last week
meeting up at the park
in town
wednesday
so you know
you cool kids from conquest can chill
and get your sign on
itll be afterschool
so no one tries to repent for missing class or something
itll be
shit
fuck why do i always forget their names?!
...
itll be my best bro and myself
well bring books too
and i guess start with the basics and shit
no biggie
[Private to Vriska]
four days is a pretty fucking long time
aint it
im like
gagging as i type this
vomiting
all sorts of gross things
but
when did you want your next lesson???
if you so much give me sass right now
i will let you beg him to teach you instead
or let you learn on your own
also
i should probably give you the heads up
my sis
is not happy
and before you call me an ass for squealing
she practically beat it out of me
which is pretty counter productive
but whatever
so yeah
this might be me trying to make up
for whatever the fuck she decides to do
AND THEN EVERYONE THREADJACKED
were married
didnt you know???
john and dave are married!!!!!!!
ALL THESE WORDS COMING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH, ALL OF THEM STUPID.
WHAT THE FUCK IS A MARRIED
MARRIED MARRIED MARRIED
why cant you just look this crap up yourself???
its when two people decide
they want to have hot sloppy makeouts
for the rest of their lives
except no one else can get in the way
because those two married sods are basically madly in love with each other
at least
thats what you usually wish married was
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BUT STILL BULLSHIT.
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO MARRY HARLEY
THOUGH I GUESS NOW THAT YOUR RACE ISN'T COUNTING ON THE FOUR OF YOU FOR GENETIC VARIETY (GOD HELP US ALL), YOUR HEDONISTIC, SODOMIZING RELATIONSHIP WITH EGBERT CAN PROCEED
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reject our culture
im offended
marriage is an important thing you know
especially for a girl like john
wait his last name is egbert
ok
thank you
i can now have sloppy makeouts with him in peace
and you guys dont have your shitty timelines to actually watch us make out
actual privacy
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AND WHAT A GREAT LOSS FOR OUR CULTURE
WE CAN'T SEE TWO SKINNY EARTH NERDS MAKE OUT!!
HOW WILL OUR CIVILIZATION PROCEED???
GOD I FUCKING HATE YOU
EVERY TIME YOU TALK I JUST WANT TO RIP OUT YOUR LIPS AND MOUNT THEM ON MY FIREPLACE.
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can you not read sarcasm or something???
i know john has a fucking dick
actually
no i dont know if he does or not
brb let me ask him to drop his pants
so i can confirm this
and get back to you about it
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GO DO YOUR EARTH REPRODUCTIVE NASTY ELSEWHERE. (EX. A ROOM.)
I saw that man
youre the one yelling
that john has no uterus
what if he did
wouldnt you hate yourself for not knowing???
(tears)
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im willing to look
and i can tell you
so your welcome
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[No, he's not curled up a little on the end of the bed eyeing Dave with faux!suspicion, what makes you think that?]
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jegus
its not like im gonna jump you or anything
i thought we both agreed to the not being gay thing
[Except Dave is farther in that closet that he might as well be from Narnia. He does raises an eyebrow at John though.]
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well, yes, but doing things for science can make people a little insane.
and this sounds suspiciously like something that would be done "for science".
also if karkat wants proof of what's in my pants, he can ask me himself. :P
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vantas gets to get upclose and personal with lil john
and i dont
i get it
ouch my heart man
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i didn't say he'd get a pass to john's pants land.
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who exactly gets a pass to johns pants land???
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as of right now?
nobody.
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oh