[PDA] Seventh Beat in Text

[knightime]

right
so that asl stuff
i talked about
like last week
meeting up at the park
in town
wednesday
so you know
you cool kids from conquest can chill
and get your sign on
itll be afterschool
so no one tries to repent for missing class or something
itll be
shit
fuck why do i always forget their names?!
...
itll be my best bro and myself
well bring books too
and i guess start with the basics and shit
no biggie


[Private to Vriska]
four days is a pretty fucking long time
aint it
im like
gagging as i type this
vomiting
all sorts of gross things
but
when did you want your next lesson???
if you so much give me sass right now
i will let you beg him to teach you instead
or let you learn on your own
also
i should probably give you the heads up
my sis
is not happy
and before you call me an ass for squealing
she practically beat it out of me
which is pretty counter productive
but whatever
so yeah
this might be me trying to make up
for whatever the fuck she decides to do

Comments

[knightime]

lucky for you
im willing to look
and i can tell you
so your welcome

[wakingsavior]

...can we please not?

[knightime]

im sure little john wont mind man

[wakingsavior]

no, i'm pretty sure little john would be pretty nervous about the whole thing.

[No, he's not curled up a little on the end of the bed eyeing Dave with faux!suspicion, what makes you think that?]

[knightime]

were both dudes
jegus
its not like im gonna jump you or anything
i thought we both agreed to the not being gay thing

[Except Dave is farther in that closet that he might as well be from Narnia. He does raises an eyebrow at John though.]

[wakingsavior]

[Hey, he's being as overdramatic in the suspicious glare as he can manage. He's not actually concerned about the sanctity of his junk.]

well, yes, but doing things for science can make people a little insane.
and this sounds suspiciously like something that would be done "for science".
also if karkat wants proof of what's in my pants, he can ask me himself. :P

[knightime]

oh i see how it is
vantas gets to get upclose and personal with lil john
and i dont
i get it
ouch my heart man

[wakingsavior]

hey, i said he could ask.
i didn't say he'd get a pass to john's pants land.

[knightime]

so
who exactly gets a pass to johns pants land???

[wakingsavior]

uh.
as of right now?
nobody.

[knightime]

...
oh