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Characters: Karkat Motherfucking Vantas and Gamzee Motherfucking Makara
Format: Action because I caught bad case of the lazy
This log is: CLOSED.
Location: Park after class which is neutral ground so gtfo
Summary: Two GQ Motherfuckers meet up to discuss their "relationship". Karkat being a mother hen. The usual.
Warnings: Gratuitous swearing and pale gay boys

[ Sometimes, in completely random times of the day, Karkat wonders where the fuck he went wrong with his life. Karkat used to have dreams. He used to have ambition. He used to aim high, be a threshecutioner, live long and prosper -- now he's stuck in an alternate dimension, dressed in the fruitiest clothes to ever be conceived, and on the way to the park to make his moirail promise, really truly promise, to play nice with all the other wrigglers. ]

[ Where did he go wrong? ]

[ Internal bitching aside, he is standing at the park next to a bench. He could've sat down but that would imply he's getting comfortable and Karkat can't have that -- this is strictly business. (And as much as he loathes to admit it, he just really wants to see him. He's on the verge of a mental breakdown because universe, what the fuck, but he's not going to impose that on Gamzee; that would be rude, since he just kind of shoved the relationship in his throat.) ]

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Humans usually are. Luckily, I would get someone benign, like Egbert or something.

[ That sure is... a horrible attempt at a smile. ]

Take care of yourself. Do your homework. Eat all your meals, and for the love of God, don't stay up too late.

[ That smile sure is a nice thing to see, and Gamzee nods, rumbling a chuckle. ] Of course. You be sure to be doin' those things too. And talk to me lots, OK, bro? I ain't gonna let you go one day without at least one word.

Fine, I promise. We'll text each other like a couple of tools but we'll do it with pride.

Hell motherfucking yes. [ An eager nod. He remembers the time, though. ] Damn, we should be getting our head on back to the dorms. I'll talk to you later, motherfucker?

Yeah, later. [ He gives Gamzee a light punch on the shoulder, one last glance and he's going back to Conquest. ]