1st flower ✿ [PDA/Voice, Video]

[has_soothing_bells]

[Reimi can be seen in the Pale 1-A dorm, sitting properly on her bed. She pushes the video button on her PDA, takes a pause, and speaks]

I cannot believe I have forgotten to introduce myself! How rude of me...

Um, my name is Hanamori Reimi, but you may call me Reimi. I'm a student at Fortitude,and currently my player is Miss Dahlia. Um...I would like to make friends in this school and in Conquest. So...this is so odd...may I ask to make friends with you all?

Comments

Karkat you are special

[has_soothing_bells]

I am a Pokemon normally, so...
And what does 'racist bitch' mean?
Some English is new to me, so I am afraid I do not understand.
And what is a troll?

he is certainly special

[threshprinceoffuckyou]

WHAT THE FUCK IS A POKEMON?
DICTIONARIES EXIST, ASSWIPE. USE THEM. HOW MANY TIMES DO I NEED TO REMIND YOU MORONS THIS BEFORE YOUR STUPID WORDS FLY OFF YOUR MAW

TROLLS ARE A SPECIES INFINITELY SUPERIOR THAN YOU PINK FLESHY SHITSTAINS COULD EVER HOPE
WE'RE SMARTER, TOUGHER AND GENERALLY BETTER LOOKING THAN YOU GUYS.
WE ARE THE RACE THAT CREATED YOU AND WILL SURELY DESTROY YOU.

The specialest. I am enjoying this more than I should

[has_soothing_bells]

[She looks up what he said, and frowns]

I am a plant, my mother was not a dog!

A Pokemon is a creature like what humans call animals. We were created by Arceus, not your kind.

[threshprinceoffuckyou]

YOU'RE A MOTHERFUCKING PLANT
OF COURSE YOU ARE.

DIDN'T YOU JUST CONTRADICT WHAT YOU JUST FUCKING SAID YOU INCONSISTENT LITTLE SHIT
YOU'RE A PLANT
AND YOU'RE AN ANIMAL
THAT IS ALSO HUMAN
WHOOP DE FUCKING DOO
CAN I BE A HUGE DRAGON CRAB TROLL MONSTER?

[has_soothing_bells]

I...suppose you could be? I know nothing of your kind.
[Way to miss the point]
Nono, Grass is my element, really. And I do not know how else to explain it other than 'animal'. That's what humans are used to, are they not?

[threshprinceoffuckyou]

GRASS IS NOT A FUCKING ELEMENT, YOU SHIT

[has_soothing_bells]

[Okay now she is just ignoring your insults, Karkat. She thinks for a moment, then brings a tiny fist onto her palm, remembering.]

Oh, you are right. That was not the right word. I believe humans called them 'Types'. But it means I am weak against fire and ice, and strong against water and Ground and Rock types...

[Nope, not listening]

[threshprinceoffuckyou]

OH MY GOD.
OH MY FUCKING GOD.
GRASS IS NOT STRONG AGAINST ANYTHING BECAUSE IT IS FUCKING GRASS.
IT JUST LAYS THERE CONTENT IN ITS STUPIDITY AND SOAKING UP SUNLIGHT.

[has_soothing_bells]

Maybe not where you are from, but this is normal where I am from.

[Under breath:My Arceus, is there someone more intelligent I can talk to?]