[city-wide network post][karkat shut up the reckoning]

[threshprinceoffuckyou]

[THIS IS NOT A MEMO. THIS IS A MOTHERFUCKING PSA.]

ATTENTION, INFERIOR BEINGS.
THIS IS A VASTLY ADVANCED PERSON SPEAKING.

LET'S CUT TO THE FUCKING CHASE
ALL OF YOU ARE VERY STUPID.
YOU CAN'T TELL FOOD FROM YOUR FOOT FOR THE LIFE OF YOU, AND COMMON SENSE IS DEFINITELY OUT OF THE FUCKING TABLE.
HUMANITY'S COLLECTIVE RETARDATION IS DEFINITE, IRREFUTABLE FACT, LIKE HOW THE SKY IS BLUE AND HOW IF YOU STOP BREATHING YOU WILL FUCKING DIE
WE HAVE ESTABLISHED THIS.
EVERYBODY KNOWS THIS. I KNOW THIS. YOU KNOW THIS, EVEN IF YOUR IQ IS DEEP DOWN INTO THE HAPPY WORLD OF NEGATIVES.

GOING ON TO THE FUCKING POINT.
THIS RED DAY THING IS BULLSHIT.
HONOR YOUR FRIENDS AND YOUR ENEMIES! APPRECIATE THEM, SHOW THEM HOW MUCH YOU CARE.
THAT'S OK. I EVEN GOT SOME PEOPLE THINGS, WOOT.
WHAT'S NOT OK IS THE FESTIVE SPRINKLING OF HEARTS ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS HOOFBEAST SHIT
BELIEVE ME I TRIED TO UNDERSTAND
I TRIED AND IT GAVE ME A BEAUTIFUL FUCKING MIGRAINE.
EVERYWHERE I LOOK, EVERYBODY'S GIVING EACH OTHER A HEART
EVERYWHERE I LOOK, EVERYBODY'S SOLICITING THEIR FRIEND TO MAKE OUT WITH THEM
AND BECAUSE OF YOUR RETARDED MONOQUADRANTIC SYSTEM IT'S SHAMELESS.

ALL
OF
YOU
ARE
SHAMELESS.
SO FUCKING SHAMELESS I WANT TO BLOW ALL OF YOU UP WITH MY RAGEBEAMS.

SO THE PSA IS: I REFUSE TO PARTICIPATE IN THIS CITY-WIDE HEDONISTIC ORGY.
STOP TRYING TO INVITE ME TO THIS SEXUAL DISEASE INFECTING FIESTA.
I HATE ALL OF YOU
KARKAT OUT.

Comments

wow <tt> is tiny on dreamwidth i guess?

[floweringknight]

There's no reason to take that tone.

[not that... text has a tone... but he seems pretty angry.]

[threshprinceoffuckyou]

WELL I GUESS I SHOULD JUST YANK OUT MY VOCAL TUNNEL SO I COULD STOP TALKING FOR FUCKING EVER FROM NOW ON BECAUSE SOME PEEVED ASSHOLE IS EXPRESSING HIS FEELINGS ABOUT MY ANGRY TONE!
THANK YOU FOR MAKING ME REALIZE THE ERROR OF MY WAYS
BECAUSE IT'S NOT LIKE I'VE ALWAYS TALKED LIKE THIS.
YOU GARGANTUAN PIECE OF EXCREMENT.

[floweringknight]

I'm not peeved, I'm simply stating that perhaps if you spoke in a more civil manner, others might be more willing to listen to whatever grievances you have with what's going on, even if I'm not entirely sure what it is you're taking issue with.

[threshprinceoffuckyou]

LOOK AT ALL THE FUCKS I'M GIVING
WHY CAN'T I HOLD ALL THESE FUCKS???

[floweringknight]

This is precisely the sort of thing I mean. I'm genuinely interested in accommodating whatever cultural issues you might have with the Red Day festivities, but I am finding myself hard pressed to maintain that interest in the face of your blatant hostility.