[PDA] Seventh Beat in Text

[knightime]

right
so that asl stuff
i talked about
like last week
meeting up at the park
in town
wednesday
so you know
you cool kids from conquest can chill
and get your sign on
itll be afterschool
so no one tries to repent for missing class or something
itll be
shit
fuck why do i always forget their names?!
...
itll be my best bro and myself
well bring books too
and i guess start with the basics and shit
no biggie


[Private to Vriska]
four days is a pretty fucking long time
aint it
im like
gagging as i type this
vomiting
all sorts of gross things
but
when did you want your next lesson???
if you so much give me sass right now
i will let you beg him to teach you instead
or let you learn on your own
also
i should probably give you the heads up
my sis
is not happy
and before you call me an ass for squealing
she practically beat it out of me
which is pretty counter productive
but whatever
so yeah
this might be me trying to make up
for whatever the fuck she decides to do

Comments

[wakingsavior]

john. :)
yep, i'm john, other half of the signtastic duo!
we will be there ready to teach anybody who wants to how to talk with your hands and not with your mouth, haha.
hope to see you guys there!

[knightime]

please tell me
you did not just call us
the signtastic duo
seriously
SERIOUSLY

[wakingsavior]

i did.
8 :|
8| deal with it

[knightime]

fuck you too
john

[wakingsavior]

why dave.
this is so sudden.
i'm swooning again.
just like last week.
what are you doing to me, dave?
*swoon*

WHY WAS THAT GREEN

[threshprinceoffuckyou]

FOR SOME UNFATHOMABLE REASON THAT I LITERALLY CAN'T WRAP MY THINK PAN AROUND
I AM GOING TO GRACE YOU ASSHOLES WITH MY AWESOME PRESENCE SO I CAN LEARN AND PERFECT YOUR STUPID HANDS LANGUAGE.

Because you got tired of grey? :U

[knightime]

wait
color me shocked as hell
i wasnt even aware you knew what asl was
who told you???

[threshprinceoffuckyou]

YES, IT'S A VERY POPULAR LANGUAGE AT ALTERNIA BECAUSE RIPPING OFF SPONGE CLOTHS IS A CUSTOMARY TORTURING METHOD THE LEGISLACERATORS USED AGAINST ALIEN SPIES HALF A CENTURY AGO!!!
NO DIPSHIT I JUST FUCKING SCROLLED UP AND SAW JOHN TALK ABOUT IT, HOW FUCKING STUPID CAN YOU BE, HOLY SHIT.
NOW THE QUESTION IS
WHY ARE THE TWO OF YOU TEACHING IT?????

[knightime]

put a sock in it vantas
i dont usually assume people actually scroll through previous conversations
mostly because most people here dont
surprise
privacy is a thing
wow
no one informed you???
its all the fucking rage right now
only cool kids know how to sign

[This was probably not the answer you wanted...]

[threshprinceoffuckyou]

AND THAT IS WHY EVERYBODY IS AN IDIOT EXCEPT ME.
IF YOU WANTED THAT TO BE PRIVATE, YOU SHOULD'VE FILTERED IT, BULGESACK.

OK FINE WHATEVER.
ALL THE MORE REASON TO ASTOUND YOU WITH HOW FAST I'LL LEARN AND MASTER IT.

[text]

[savedbyasong]

I will be there Dave.

Are you alright now?

[text]

[knightime]

cool
yeah
im fine
still sorer then a corner hooker just having the most intense fuck of her life
but you get it

[text]

[savedbyasong]

[You can't see Dave, because it is text, but Shion's face is the most beautiful shade of red right now.]

You haven't gotten into any more fights then?

[text]

[knightime]

[Sorry Shion. His metaphors can be crude. Very crude.]

ive been a good kid
so no
no fights

[text]

[savedbyasong]

Good. I am glad.

[has_soothing_bells]

Um, excuse me sir, but what is asl?

[knightime]

american sign language
basically its a complex system of gestures and arm flailing
its supposed to replace talking
usually people who cant communicate verbally know asl

[Private]

[fabricates]

[Can she vomit as she types this? She wishes she could.]

Could you 8e anymore at

[Shit he said no sass.]

How a8out after your lesson with every8ody else?
I'm not coming to that, o8viously.
8ut I've 8een studying on my own while w8ing.
........
You told your weird Earth lusus a8out it? Gr8.
I'll handle that when it happens, I guess.

[Private]

[knightime]

yeah
i can do that
we can head to idk
the roof
bring a light or some shit
away from people since
...
whatever
she kind of beat me a bit to get it out of me
honestly
i didnt say she was always good at the whole parenting shit

[Private]

[fabricates]

Yeah, sure. I'll 8e there.
Like I said, I'll handle it whenever it comes up. I dou8t I'll have a pro8lem with taking care of myself against your lusus.

[Private]

[knightime]

whatever
i warned you dawg
ill see you later that day then

[isur2ndprincess]

I would like to learn, Dave, if you don't mind.

[knightime]

i dont mind
just come around
well probably just do the alphabet
maybe some basic words
nothing that might short circuit minds though

[isur2ndprincess]

It makes sense to start with the alphabet though. Maybe words like thank you, you're welcome, yes, no, hello, and goodbye as well.

[knightime]

you know
waving usually works pretty well when saying hello or goodbye
just getting that out there
but yeah
rather not watch you all turn into headless chicken with the info dump