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[pennypincher]

Good afternoon, newbies! I'm Lemina Ausa of Conquest, and I have a deal just for you!

Nobody wants to do that stupid homework, right? If you're a student, I'm here to help! Only one rak per assignment for simple question-and-answer problems, and half a rak per page (rounded up) for essay assignments. I also offer tutoring if you're struggling with math, for the mega low price of two raks an hour!

And if you're a teacher, don't feel left out! Feeling too overwhelmed coming up with lesson plans and writing up assignments? Talk to me and we can work out a reasonable price for my services as a T.A. Don't wait, order now!

[ An addendum was recorded after her conversation with Santana: ]

Okay, ignore the part about me helping you guys cheat, but the offer for tutoring still stands. If you need any help with math, accounting, or other number-related subjects, let me know and I'd be mega happy to assist you!

Comments

[trollofthree]

Have you asked the headmistress about whether you're allowed to do this? Just curious.

[pennypincher]

Do you think I should? She's so freaking obsessed with us beating Fortitude, and if I help everyone with their homework they'll have more time to fight and win, right?

[trollofthree]

[ welp that's a no ]

Hey, sounds good to me, but it's your skin if she doesn't like it.

[pennypincher]

I think she'll appreciate it, but thanks for the warning!