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[pennypincher]

Good afternoon, newbies! I'm Lemina Ausa of Conquest, and I have a deal just for you!

Nobody wants to do that stupid homework, right? If you're a student, I'm here to help! Only one rak per assignment for simple question-and-answer problems, and half a rak per page (rounded up) for essay assignments. I also offer tutoring if you're struggling with math, for the mega low price of two raks an hour!

And if you're a teacher, don't feel left out! Feeling too overwhelmed coming up with lesson plans and writing up assignments? Talk to me and we can work out a reasonable price for my services as a T.A. Don't wait, order now!

[ An addendum was recorded after her conversation with Santana: ]

Okay, ignore the part about me helping you guys cheat, but the offer for tutoring still stands. If you need any help with math, accounting, or other number-related subjects, let me know and I'd be mega happy to assist you!

Comments

[pennypincher]

I figured everyone would be so busy following the rules saying we have to spend all our time fighting Fortitude to do their homework. Those can't both be rules, it wouldn't be sensible time management.

[straightupzorra]

Yeah, because you spend hours every day fighting Fortitude, that's why you have a ton of Raks and are a Prefect, right? Oh wait. You're not. You have plenty of time to get your work done, stop being lazy.

[pennypincher]

Fine, fine. [ She's read that fines are one possible punishment for disobedience, and that's enough to deter her for now -- even without knowing what would happen if she got fined right now, with zero raks to her name. ]

Can I still offer the tutoring, at least?

[straightupzorra]

[She considers it]

Are you planning on charging for your sessions?

[pennypincher]

...should I not? I wouldn't be helping anyone cheat. I might even offer a prefect discount.

[straightupzorra]

You know what, keep it cheap, actually help and don't just steal money from other students. Even if our classes are dumb, education is still important. Break the rules and I'm fining your ass.

Also imply that I'm dumb again and you'll wish I just kill you to put you out of your misery.

[pennypincher]

I didn't mean-- [ Buuuut she shouldn't argue, not if Santana's actually willing to let her do this much. ]

Thanks a lot! Conquest is going to have the smartest students in Rakuen, just wait and see!

[straightupzorra]

That is if anyone wants to waste their Raks on you.