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[pennypincher]

Good afternoon, newbies! I'm Lemina Ausa of Conquest, and I have a deal just for you!

Nobody wants to do that stupid homework, right? If you're a student, I'm here to help! Only one rak per assignment for simple question-and-answer problems, and half a rak per page (rounded up) for essay assignments. I also offer tutoring if you're struggling with math, for the mega low price of two raks an hour!

And if you're a teacher, don't feel left out! Feeling too overwhelmed coming up with lesson plans and writing up assignments? Talk to me and we can work out a reasonable price for my services as a T.A. Don't wait, order now!

[ An addendum was recorded after her conversation with Santana: ]

Okay, ignore the part about me helping you guys cheat, but the offer for tutoring still stands. If you need any help with math, accounting, or other number-related subjects, let me know and I'd be mega happy to assist you!

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[igirisu]

[ HAHAHAH LAUGHING NOW ]

Just as I thought! You're doing this only to make money.

However, I will pay you if you decide to help.

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[pennypincher]

H-hey, that's not the only reason!

Hmph. Fine, then. I'll help you out.

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[igirisu]

[ snickering ]

I'm starting to get to know you very well, Lemina.

( ooc: what would be a reasonable price for it? isnt the money different... )

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[pennypincher]

[ She just laughs and holds up two fingers in the V for victory sign. ]

(( well, he only gets one rak a day for it -- maybe a couple raks per week, then? any more and he'd be getting such a raw deal. ))