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rakuen2012-05-02 07:55 pm
goodboybestshot) wrote in rakuen2012-05-02 07:55 pm
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So i suppose it would be good form to introduce myself on this thingamajig.
I must say its frightfully more complex than just the simple pesterchum messenger that im used to using which i sort of boondoggling considering how archiac these computers are.
In any case hello citizens of rakuen!
My name is jake english and i am now playing for fortitude.
I hope all of you lovely gents at conquest are prepared for a continuing losing streak!
All in good fun of course i mean no hard feelings but my best bro and i certainly aren't going down without kicking and scratching the whole way!!
Right then i understand that this is a day we use for our own shits and giggles.
Any ideas on what to occupy my time with?
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I must say its frightfully more complex than just the simple pesterchum messenger that im used to using which i sort of boondoggling considering how archiac these computers are.
In any case hello citizens of rakuen!
My name is jake english and i am now playing for fortitude.
I hope all of you lovely gents at conquest are prepared for a continuing losing streak!
All in good fun of course i mean no hard feelings but my best bro and i certainly aren't going down without kicking and scratching the whole way!!
Right then i understand that this is a day we use for our own shits and giggles.
Any ideas on what to occupy my time with?
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And that's where you're wrong. Conquest might not be doing so well, but we're going to bounce back stronger than ever. Mark my words, bucko.
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Certainly well put our words to the test in the ring!
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Hmph. I don't know about that. It sounded to me like you were only talking to the gents of Conquest.
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Gentlemen and gentlewomen?? It was not my intention to discriminate! [Though, hm, he's never though about having to fight a girl.]
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[ She's already considering how efficient it might be to run a store online. ]
Is gentlewomen a word? Well, if you really didn't mean to then I guess I'll accept it.
Are you really from a place called Hellmurder Island?
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Of course it is!
It doesnt have a name but thats certainly what it should be if it did. Blasted thing is covered in jungle and monsters. Makes going out for a stroll a right pain in the ass.
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That sounds pretty rough. You must be pretty high-level to have survived a place like that.
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Oh yes of course! I cant imagine im very low on the echeladder with all the rough and tumble i have to put up with. I live on island out to kill me and have an attack bot designed to ambush me at every turn.
Well i did until he tore out his uranium heart and exploded.
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I dunno what an echeladder is, but I expect you're probably at least level 20 or 30 if you're telling the truth. Of course I'm way higher than that so it shouldn't be any problem to beat you if we're both Players at the same time.
I don't know what uranium is. Is that some kind of magical robot power source?
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Ah ha like i said miss. We shall put our words to the test in the ring!!
Uhh... yeah! Thats close enough.
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Oh and I'm Lemina Ausa, by the way. I'm from the magic city of Vane which I'm sure you've never heard of, but now you have and your life is that much richer.
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Its a pleasure to make your acquaintance madame!
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And just for the record, if you ever have trouble in your classes over there I'm offering math tutoring for the low low price of two raks an hour.
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you know someone here then?
whatever
but if youre bored as balls you can get a job in town
pays five raks if you care for the extra money
its pretty much a good time waster though
or you can meet everyone
who
you know
is actually awake
what is it??
sleeping season????
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My best bro and the alternate younger version of my grandma maybe you know them? Dirk strider and jade.
A job. I havent thought of that!
It would certainly expedite this memory trading business.
Sleeping season??
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flying tits on a saucer what
haha fuck
youre fucking with me
how do you know jade???
and i know dirk
kind of
that ones a little more complicated
im dave
[Sorry. He's too distracted to answer your other question.]
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We were working on something of a joint project.
...Dave strider you mean?
Sulfur shitting blazes i know you are not quite the same strider that is the brother of my strider but i have seen all of your movies!!
Goodness i think i need a towel.
I have never talked to a celebrity before im not sure what to even say i uh
Not that ...any of that is relevant to you.
I sure am making an ass of myself right about now AHAHAHA!!
shit.
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i kind of dont try to keep up with her penpals
that would make me a pretty huge creeper
what other dave would there be??
yes dave strider
why would you eve
...
okay
first of all
chill the fuck out
im not a celebrity
im thirteen
seriously
the amount of uncool you are right now is settling in and making its own echeladder
are you really that freaked out???
i dont even know what these movies are
[He's so curious about these movies...]
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chill holy shit
youre giving me third degree burns with how unchill you are
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Right chill absopositivelylutely chill. There is no chap more chill than i.
That was all terribly silly of me anyway.
The dave strider i am referring to is the elder brother of dirk. He's a rather celebrated movie director and screenwriter.
Perhaps the SBaHJ franchise is still familiar to you anyway??
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liv tyler
[That bunny sure is named Liv Tyler. Dave rubs his temples though. He's missing memories pertaining to it.]
im familiar with it
its the webcomic i updated before shit hit the fan
and i got involved in some ridiculous bullshit of a game
but yeah
im familiar with it
didnt think id make it a movie in another life
timeline
shit i hate this stuff so much
im not even in the game and time follows me like the most lovesick bitch
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That wasnt the name i would have chosen for it but i suppose thats out of my hands once i send it off.
Which i was on my way to do when i took that blow to the head and wound up here.
But its relieving to hear that terry made it to where he needed to go.
[His heads a little foggy surrounding this subject, too. Only he can't seem to conjure just who he was making the rabbit for. Was it Jade? That seemed logical but didn't feel right. Who, then...]
These time and space shenanigans are terribly frustrating i agree.
And the game was this newfangled sburb thing yeah??
We were all poised and ready to play that back home before i got whisked away.
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i didnt name it
terry
you named it terry???
well
that sounds inconvenient wow
i mean i cant remember what i was doing before i ended up here
but it was probably pretty inconvenient too
everyone i keep talking too seems to have had some
world changing agenda
and this place is just like
welp
here you are
have fun
like a shit eating asshole
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Blast it all!
Thats a terribly accurate way of putting it.
I only hope that strider and i arent horribly misplaced once we make it back.
It would be very inconvenient to not make it back to exactly whence we came lest we have some terrible temporal consequences to deal with.
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im banking on this being some cute lil pocket universe
so time flow shouldnt be affected
but i cant really say for sure
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well
actually.......
i was kind of thinking about who i would have a grandkid with
um
yes
i was going to tell you later!!!!!!
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wait
wait wait wait
what???
i hope you realize
i just about lost all my shit
it is lost
all of it
i mean not in a bad way
just
yep
lost
forever
holy shit
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i just wish i had gotten to wait and tell you when we were
older........
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i get you
not exactly something to you throw out at the merry age of 13
or whatever
im still a little lost on all this though
time shit has never looked so ridiculous
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time shit is really really ridiculous!!!!!!
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dont think about it
itll just confuse the hell out of you otherwise
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Youre not just yanking my chain are you??
Thats despicable and down right dirty!!
Can you apply for a transfer? Everyone??
Transfers are things that happen in schools arent they ive seen it in the cinemas im pretty sure.
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Oh my is that some sort of offer madame???
That is terribly forward!!! *loosens collar just a bit.*
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What i mean is
Shouldnt there be some sort of procedure before there is any sort of this post-courtship???
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It's alright, you don't have to be uptight about this stuff with me! ♥