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[goodboybestshot]

So i suppose it would be good form to introduce myself on this thingamajig.
I must say its frightfully more complex than just the simple pesterchum messenger that im used to using which i sort of boondoggling considering how archiac these computers are.

In any case hello citizens of rakuen!
My name is jake english and i am now playing for fortitude.
I hope all of you lovely gents at conquest are prepared for a continuing losing streak!
All in good fun of course i mean no hard feelings but my best bro and i certainly aren't going down without kicking and scratching the whole way!!

Right then i understand that this is a day we use for our own shits and giggles.
Any ideas on what to occupy my time with?


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[goodboybestshot]

I was putting together a gift. A patched together mechanical weapon in the form of a cute stuffed rabbit.

Right chill absopositivelylutely chill. There is no chap more chill than i.
That was all terribly silly of me anyway.
The dave strider i am referring to is the elder brother of dirk. He's a rather celebrated movie director and screenwriter.
Perhaps the SBaHJ franchise is still familiar to you anyway??

[knightime]

oh
liv tyler

[That bunny sure is named Liv Tyler. Dave rubs his temples though. He's missing memories pertaining to it.]

im familiar with it
its the webcomic i updated before shit hit the fan
and i got involved in some ridiculous bullshit of a game
but yeah
im familiar with it
didnt think id make it a movie in another life
timeline
shit i hate this stuff so much
im not even in the game and time follows me like the most lovesick bitch

[goodboybestshot]

Liv tyler??
That wasnt the name i would have chosen for it but i suppose thats out of my hands once i send it off.
Which i was on my way to do when i took that blow to the head and wound up here.

But its relieving to hear that terry made it to where he needed to go.

[His heads a little foggy surrounding this subject, too. Only he can't seem to conjure just who he was making the rabbit for. Was it Jade? That seemed logical but didn't feel right. Who, then...]

These time and space shenanigans are terribly frustrating i agree.
And the game was this newfangled sburb thing yeah??
We were all poised and ready to play that back home before i got whisked away.

[knightime]

believe me
i didnt name it
terry
you named it terry???
well
that sounds inconvenient wow
i mean i cant remember what i was doing before i ended up here
but it was probably pretty inconvenient too
everyone i keep talking too seems to have had some
world changing agenda
and this place is just like
welp
here you are
have fun
like a shit eating asshole

[goodboybestshot]

Of course i named him terry! After ...something i cant seem to remember fantastic.
Blast it all!

Thats a terribly accurate way of putting it.
I only hope that strider and i arent horribly misplaced once we make it back.
It would be very inconvenient to not make it back to exactly whence we came lest we have some terrible temporal consequences to deal with.

[knightime]

memories sure are a bitch
im banking on this being some cute lil pocket universe
so time flow shouldnt be affected
but i cant really say for sure