gottakilldaves: (i am so disappoint)
Jack Noir ♠ (AU) ([personal profile] gottakilldaves) wrote in [community profile] rakuen2012-07-12 01:27 pm

Monday

Characters: Jack Noir & Conquest Students
Format: prose, actionbrackets, whatever the hell you want
This log is: OPEN obviously
Location: Wilderness Survival Class, which isn't actually outside because fuck that
Summary: actually make that Minimal Effort Teaching 101
Warnings: if someone doesn't get stabbed I'll be very disappointed
[For the second day of class Jack decides to actually show up, so if anyone was hoping to get another free period out of it they're shit out of luck this time. Five minutes late, he slams open the door and stomps angrily over to his desk, taking about two seconds to look over his class before deciding he hates every last one of you.]

Alright all you whiny little fucks, let's get one thing straight here-- I'm don't wanna teach shit, and you're all probably hopeless doomed wimps anyway. But apparently I'm getting paid just to be here, so fuck if I'm gonna waste my time anywhere else.

So here's your first lesson, everyone shut the fuck up. Knowing when to shut the fuck up is a great skill to have when you don't wanna get murdered in the woods. You can all practice that for the rest of the class.

[With that he takes his seat, kicks his feet up on the desk, and begins doodling on the back of a random book.]
witchofspace: (Default)

[personal profile] witchofspace 2012-07-12 06:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Hi Jack!

[Waves!!
She made extra sure to sign up for your class.]
leadscrows: (keep talking [interested])

[personal profile] leadscrows 2012-07-12 06:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ...this is stupid. She was finished with school years ago at home, and every day of the same? Boring. She picks things up too quickly. She knew how to survive in the wilderness at the age of five.

So instead she quietly slips out of her desk and makes her way up to Jack, making sure that the knives she's stolen from the kitchen are easy enough to reach and pull if she needs them. ]


Very artful. Are we learning painting next?
leadscrows: (who me? [innocent])

[personal profile] leadscrows 2012-07-13 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
I've been finished with school since I could learn my letters. [ A pointed yawn with the free hand so that she can show just how bored she is!! But also stepping away in case he gets violent. ]

What is it with everyone here being so obsessed with the things that go on in the bedroom?
missedflyball: (sleeping on the grass.)

[personal profile] missedflyball 2012-07-12 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[Hinata was sleeping the first five minutes of class-- just how he'd been napping pretty much through all of his classes. He looked up when he heard some rather familiar shouting though.

Oh, god, it's this guy.]


What, this place doesn't even have the decency to hire real teachers?
missedflyball: (well it didn't go so well.)

[personal profile] missedflyball 2012-07-12 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[Hinata is going to copy his stance, feet up on his desk.]

All of the other classes got pissed at me for sleeping through it... Mind if I sleep through this one? It's pointless anyway.
missedflyball: (swishing hair.)

[personal profile] missedflyball 2012-07-17 06:59 am (UTC)(link)
Why would you have a ruler in this class? It's a wilderness survival class. Unless you're telling me that rulers are going to suddenly attack us in the wilderness?

[Yeah, he suddenly doesn't feel like shutting up now that you really want him to, Jack.]
frozenmemories: (I'M DE STRONGEREST)

[personal profile] frozenmemories 2012-07-13 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
[Cirno listens and stays quiet!...For about 3 minutes]


Boooooooooooooooooooooooooring!
frozenmemories: (A smile you do not want to see)

[personal profile] frozenmemories 2012-07-17 04:43 pm (UTC)(link)
That's boring! Other classes have SOMETHING ta do!
frozenmemories: (Trickster)

Yeeesh XD

[personal profile] frozenmemories 2012-07-28 03:51 pm (UTC)(link)
But isn't a teacher supposta teach?

[Cirno just leans back in her seat with a smirk on her face. This was going to be fun.]
nocathere: (head)

[personal profile] nocathere 2012-07-13 08:55 am (UTC)(link)
[Wait, only students are supposed to go to classes? Forget that. Cheshire is making this his class. He starts out grinning really creepily at Jack, just staring at him non-stop. That was just section a of Lesson 1: how to be obnoxious without ever speaking.]
nocathere: (Still have a lot to learn)

[personal profile] nocathere 2012-07-18 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
[Cheshire just keeps smiling silently]
nocathere: (head)

;D

[personal profile] nocathere 2012-07-27 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[Cheshire just keeps smiling for a moment before very, very slowly winking at Jack. Come on, he is begging to be stabbed.]
nocathere: (Still have a lot to learn)

[personal profile] nocathere 2012-08-01 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[Cheshire narrowly dodges the pencil, only to bound over to Jack and jump up on the back of his chair.]

[personal profile] vespertinity 2012-07-16 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
[Ohhhh it's another really angry human.]

What is a 'fuck'?

[personal profile] vespertinity 2012-07-20 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
[But her mouth was already closed... maybe he wanted her to look up! Pip looked up, tilting her head further and further...

...and squeaked as she fell backwards off the desk.]