Jack Noir ♠ (AU) (
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rakuen2012-07-12 01:27 pm
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Entry tags:
Monday
Characters: Jack Noir & Conquest Students[For the second day of class Jack decides to actually show up, so if anyone was hoping to get another free period out of it they're shit out of luck this time. Five minutes late, he slams open the door and stomps angrily over to his desk, taking about two seconds to look over his class before deciding he hates every last one of you.]
Format: prose, actionbrackets, whatever the hell you want
This log is: OPEN obviously
Location: Wilderness Survival Class, which isn't actually outside because fuck that
Summary: actually make that Minimal Effort Teaching 101
Warnings: if someone doesn't get stabbed I'll be very disappointed
Alright all you whiny little fucks, let's get one thing straight here-- I'm don't wanna teach shit, and you're all probably hopeless doomed wimps anyway. But apparently I'm getting paid just to be here, so fuck if I'm gonna waste my time anywhere else.
So here's your first lesson, everyone shut the fuck up. Knowing when to shut the fuck up is a great skill to have when you don't wanna get murdered in the woods. You can all practice that for the rest of the class.
[With that he takes his seat, kicks his feet up on the desk, and begins doodling on the back of a random book.]
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[Waves!!
She made extra sure to sign up for your class.]
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He looks up, looking a little surprised.] What the fuck are you doing here?
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So instead she quietly slips out of her desk and makes her way up to Jack, making sure that the knives she's stolen from the kitchen are easy enough to reach and pull if she needs them. ]
Very artful. Are we learning painting next?
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How about we start with sitting back in your fucking desk and getting out of my face?
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What is it with everyone here being so obsessed with the things that go on in the bedroom?
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[aaaand it takes him a minute to figure out what the hell she's trying to say there, because he's not used to this whole other universes thing where people talk all weird. He slowly raises an eyebrow.]
Better get used to it now, kid. Not gonna change my speech for any whiners.
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Oh, god, it's this guy.]
What, this place doesn't even have the decency to hire real teachers?
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[At least he admits it?]
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All of the other classes got pissed at me for sleeping through it... Mind if I sleep through this one? It's pointless anyway.
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[Enjoy it while it lasts, Hinata. It's only a matter of time before Jack realizes he's allowed to abuse everyone here in the name of education.]
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[Yeah, he suddenly doesn't feel like shutting up now that you really want him to, Jack.]
you don't get an apology dwi B[ (ilu)
It's actually thrown with startling accuracy so Hinata should probably duck before he loses his neck, that shit is metal and Jack Noir doesn't fuck around.]
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Boooooooooooooooooooooooooring!
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What part of shut the fuck up are you not getting here, kid?
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LATE TAGS EVERYWHERE if you wanna keep going
Yeeesh XD
[Cirno just leans back in her seat with a smirk on her face. This was going to be fun.]
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What the hell are you looking at?
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BACKTAGS if you want etc.
Cut that shit out. It's fucking creepy.
;D
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After some deliberation, he pulls an extremely sharpened pencil out of his pocket and whips it right at that fucking cat.]
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What is a 'fuck'?
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Okay. Cool. At least it's not as creepy as the cat.]
It means shut up and stop asking me questions.
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...and squeaked as she fell backwards off the desk.]
backtagging 4 lyfe, forgive my lateness and whatnot orz
[He can't even be mad about this you are a bat, what. Who knows what's going through that little head of hers, fuck if he knows.]