Monday

[gottakilldaves]

Characters: Jack Noir & Conquest Students
Format: prose, actionbrackets, whatever the hell you want
This log is: OPEN obviously
Location: Wilderness Survival Class, which isn't actually outside because fuck that
Summary: actually make that Minimal Effort Teaching 101
Warnings: if someone doesn't get stabbed I'll be very disappointed

[For the second day of class Jack decides to actually show up, so if anyone was hoping to get another free period out of it they're shit out of luck this time. Five minutes late, he slams open the door and stomps angrily over to his desk, taking about two seconds to look over his class before deciding he hates every last one of you.]

Alright all you whiny little fucks, let's get one thing straight here-- I'm don't wanna teach shit, and you're all probably hopeless doomed wimps anyway. But apparently I'm getting paid just to be here, so fuck if I'm gonna waste my time anywhere else.

So here's your first lesson, everyone shut the fuck up. Knowing when to shut the fuck up is a great skill to have when you don't wanna get murdered in the woods. You can all practice that for the rest of the class.

[With that he takes his seat, kicks his feet up on the desk, and begins doodling on the back of a random book.]

Comments

[witchofspace]

Hi Jack!

[Waves!!
She made extra sure to sign up for your class.]

[leadscrows]

[ ...this is stupid. She was finished with school years ago at home, and every day of the same? Boring. She picks things up too quickly. She knew how to survive in the wilderness at the age of five.

So instead she quietly slips out of her desk and makes her way up to Jack, making sure that the knives she's stolen from the kitchen are easy enough to reach and pull if she needs them. ]

Very artful. Are we learning painting next?

[missedflyball]

[Hinata was sleeping the first five minutes of class-- just how he'd been napping pretty much through all of his classes. He looked up when he heard some rather familiar shouting though.

Oh, god, it's this guy.]

What, this place doesn't even have the decency to hire real teachers?

[frozenmemories]

[Cirno listens and stays quiet!...For about 3 minutes]


Boooooooooooooooooooooooooring!

[nocathere]

[Wait, only students are supposed to go to classes? Forget that. Cheshire is making this his class. He starts out grinning really creepily at Jack, just staring at him non-stop. That was just section a of Lesson 1: how to be obnoxious without ever speaking.]

[vespertinity]

[Ohhhh it's another really angry human.]

What is a 'fuck'?