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Mar. 20th, 2012 02:16 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Good afternoon, newbies! I'm Lemina Ausa of Conquest, and I have a deal just for you!
Nobody wants to do that stupid homework, right? If you're a student, I'm here to help! Only one rak per assignment for simple question-and-answer problems, and half a rak per page (rounded up) for essay assignments. I also offer tutoring if you're struggling with math, for the mega low price of two raks an hour!
And if you're a teacher, don't feel left out! Feeling too overwhelmed coming up with lesson plans and writing up assignments? Talk to me and we can work out a reasonable price for my services as a T.A. Don't wait, order now!
[ An addendum was recorded after her conversation with Santana: ]
Okay, ignore the part about me helping you guys cheat, but the offer for tutoring still stands. If you need any help with math, accounting, or other number-related subjects, let me know and I'd be mega happy to assist you!
Nobody wants to do that stupid homework, right? If you're a student, I'm here to help! Only one rak per assignment for simple question-and-answer problems, and half a rak per page (rounded up) for essay assignments. I also offer tutoring if you're struggling with math, for the mega low price of two raks an hour!
And if you're a teacher, don't feel left out! Feeling too overwhelmed coming up with lesson plans and writing up assignments? Talk to me and we can work out a reasonable price for my services as a T.A. Don't wait, order now!
[ An addendum was recorded after her conversation with Santana: ]
Okay, ignore the part about me helping you guys cheat, but the offer for tutoring still stands. If you need any help with math, accounting, or other number-related subjects, let me know and I'd be mega happy to assist you!