Exhibition Match!

[utopiamods]

Day vs. Nanami Yasuri

Weapons: Santana Lopez and Dolorosa
and

Dolorosa vs Santana Lopez

Weapons: Nanami Yasuri and Day
Location: Battle Arena
Time of day: Evening

As evening falls all the new arrivals are directed towards the battle arena in the centre of town. It is large, as large as a football pitch and there is seating all around. In the centre of the battle area there is a tower with a clock. On each side of the tower there is a screen.

The lights are on and it's obvious something is about to happen. Take a seat, enjoy the show.

OOC: The battles will be put up in two threads. Mingling can be done before the battles, during, between and after!

Comments

[countryofassholes]

[Liet, please stop unloading on her all at once. She's not quite oblivious enough to let it all flow over her like America would.]

Really? That sounds- really!? But you're so small!

[duchy]

Most everyone's this size when I'm from. Why, how old are you?

[countryofassholes]

[She pauses for a moment, mulling it over.]

Hmm... I guess about... 180? Maybe 190?

[duchy]

What, really? You're just a little kid?

[This is the strangest conversation ever if you're not a country. Actually, it's still weird even if you are a country.]

[countryofassholes]

[Prickliness activated.]

Kid? I'm pretty big you know.

[duchy]

Yeah, that's really unusual! You must have grown really fast.

[countryofassholes]

Really? No one else thought it was weird. [Mind, everyone else was currently trying to find out how to stop her, so that's not saying much.]

[duchy]

Did you ever ask them?

[countryofassholes]

[. . .]

No, but they would have said something, right?

[duchy]

[Lithuania considers.]

Maybe they thought you already knew?

[countryofassholes]

[Well, this is unnerving. Britannia was pretty sure she knew everything there was to know about being a country.

Apparently not.] Maybe. Or maybe it's because I started out big?

[duchy]

Maybe. If you got a lot of territory fast people aren't going to stop to explain things to you when they're busy fighting you, either.

[countryofassholes]

Oh! [Troubled expression gone.] That's right, I had all of the Americas before I was a hundred! Do you think that's why?

[duchy]

...The Americas?

[countryofassholes]

Yeah, North and South- [pause... siiiiigh] You don't know what they are, do you?

[duchy]

[Shaking his head.]

Some really big territory somewhere?

[countryofassholes]

Pretty much. Do you know what continents are?

[duchy]

There's Europe, Asia, and Africa.

[...And Lithuania puts two and two together.]

There are two more continents I don't know about--

[And then he puts four and two together.]

You have control of two continents?

[countryofassholes]

[She seems relieved now because she doesn't have to explain.] I used to!

[A pause. Let that rapidly beating heart calm for all of a fraction of a second, because she's still talking.] But right now I almost have half of the civilized world!

[duchy]

[Lithuania just stares, his thoughts trying very hard to catch up to this. He makes a note to ask Estonia and Latvia about a Britannia later, to see if this nation is from the same world as his or a different one. And then he has to ask about the most important thing to him.]

What parts of the world?

[countryofassholes]

Hmm, well North and South America, like I said. Those two continents you don't know about.

There's Area 4, which is a large island northwest of my homeland, half of Africa, some parts of Europe, all of Russia... and Area 11, which is an island close to Korea.

[duchy]

[Lithuania blanks out at Russia--as Russia is one of his forgotten things--but it's really the "some of Europe" he's worried about.]

Which parts of Europe?

[countryofassholes]

[Have a blink, Liet, as she finally catches on and starts grinning.]

Only France and Spain. You're part of the E.U.

[duchy]

[Lithuania visibly relaxes. The 1200s aren't really a time well-known for caring what happens to your neighbors. France and Spain aren't even close by.]

What's that?

[countryofassholes]

[Oh hello, why are her eyes suddenly a little chilly?]

The European Universe. It's one of the other superpowers trying to stand against me.