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[honkhonkwoof]

honk.
HAHAHAHAHA.
did you motherfuckers know that bodies disappear?
JUST MOTHERFUCKING LEAVE.
without a trace.
AND THE BLOOD STAYS.
i'd even say it's ...
MOTHERFUCKIN MIRACULOUS. :o)

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[knightime]

holy shit
what have you been doing dude
what the fuck
are you killing people???

[honkhonkwoof]

wouldn't you like to know.
WOULD YOU?
why don't you come on and tell me where you're at.
AND I'LL LET YOU KNOW.

[knightime]

and take away your fun???
naw im elusive and shit
gotta find me on your own
aint a game if you can find me easily

[honkhonkwoof]

naw man, it's all fun either way.
BUT WHO SAID I HAVE MOTHERFUCKING TIME FOR THAT SHIT?
don't worry, i'll find you eventually.
DON'T TRY TO HOG THE FUN FOR YOURSELF.
we've gotta let everyone have a turn. :o)

[herplaceinthesun]

Aisha didn't know that. Of course, this leads to the obvious question of how you would find that out, nya.

[Okay, only reason anyone would pretty much imply they killed someone? Really stupid . . . or really proud of it. Welp, she's not bored anymore.]

[honkhonkwoof]

pretty sure that it's OBVIOUS.

[herplaceinthesun]

You're right. Maybe this place is making me soft. But tell me, was the person you killed weak? Just one of us? Because I doubt you could get to anyone with any power in this place.

And if so, you're just as much as a pawn as you were before. What's the point?

[honkhonkwoof]

a motherfucking human.
THAT'S WHO.
so tell me.
DO YOU THINK HE WAS STRONG?
not at motherfucking all.
AND I SUGGEST YOU SHUT THE MOTHERFUCK UP.
there'll be motherfucking no one left to defy me when i'm finished here.
HONK. :o)

[traces]

But that's impossible... How did you ever find something like that out?

[honkhonkwoof]

IMPOSSIBLE?
nothing's motherfucking impossible here.
JUST TAKE A LOOK AROUND YOU.
where are you? what's going on?
AREN'T PEOPLE WEAPONS?
aren't you? :o)

[traces]

Well, yes, but the handbook says that it's all a holographic projection. It's not as though there are really weapons inside of us.

[honkhonkwoof]

that's true.
BUT AIN'T THE SENTIMENT THE SAME?
ain't we still treated like objects?
EVEN IF IT'S FOR A SHORT MOTHERFUCKING WHILE.
and even if we're given a chance.
AIN'T THIS A BIG GAME?
think of all the possibilites.

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[effortless]

I must have forgotten to mention it. How rude of me.

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[honkhonkwoof]

i don't see
WHY THE FUCK
you would in the first place.
UNLESS YOU EXPECTED SOMEONE TO FIND OUT THEMSELVES.
or never find out at all.
BUT I THINK WE BOTH KNOW HOW UNLIKELY THAT WAS. :o)

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[effortless]

You were rather precocious, I'm afraid.

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[honkhonkwoof]

BUT IT MAKES EVERYTHING MORE MOTHERFUCKING INTERESTING.
doesn't it, sis?

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[cullscuttlefish]

Gamzee, stop. Please. You're scaring people. And you're scaring me. I don't - after what happened to Sollux this week, I don't think I can handle anyone dying. Or leaving. Please.

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[honkhonkwoof]

don't worry, sis.
I'LL MAKE SURE YOU'RE THE FIRST TO GO.
oh, whoops, second. :o)
YOU WON'T HAVE TO WATCH ANYONE DIE.

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[cullscuttlefish]

Stop this. What's happened to you? The Gamzee I know wouldn't kill someone just for - for killing's sake. You don't need to hurt anyone like this.

...if you stop. When the Rounds change. I promise you a fair fight if I'm at all able to give it. But don't kill me or the Player/Weapon I'm associated with.

[swordofzero]

You must be Gamzee.

[honkhonkwoof]

GAMZEE?
yeah, i guess i'm that motherfucker.
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? :o)

[swordofzero]

I am Suzaku.

You killed my emperor.

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[antitank]

You're not in Conquest, are you?

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[honkhonkwoof]

FUCK NO.
why, do you want me to visit you? :o)

[antitank]

So Fortitude. Thank you for clarifying.