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[wakingsavior]

hi, everyone!
my name's john egbert, i'm new which is why most of you don't know me, heh.
i know it's probably silly because dave would've found someone, but is there anyone here who knows american sign language?
it's just that i'm deaf, so it's the easiest way for me to communicate, and so far dave's the only person who knows how to do it.
if not, that's cool, and thanks for your time.

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[wakingsavior]

i am soooooooo grateful!
my gratefulness exceeds description.
lol.

[fabricates]

John!
You're really 8ad at sarcasm.

[wakingsavior]

i really am.
oh well, that's what you and dave are for, right?

[fabricates]

Exactly!!!!!!!!
Where would you even 8e without my guidance?

[wakingsavior]

woefully lacking in cool awesome friends.
and that is NOT sarcasm, thank you very much.

[fabricates]

Yeah, and you totally would have never reached God Tier without my help.
I'm pretty much the 8est troll you could have hoped for in your Session.

[wakingsavior]

oh, it worked then? :D
yaaaaaaaay!
i mean, you made me fall asleep and then i was on the train, so i wasn't sure it worked.
man, i couldn't have come here from an hour later?
oh well.
i definitely got the best troll to help me.

[fabricates]

[She stares at the screen, letting that sink in. Shit. He's that far behind on the timeline. So much has happened since then that she's trying to figure out everything he doesn't know. Too much. Way too much. He doesn't even know his dad is dead. Fuck. ABORT MISSION.

It takes her a few minutes to respond.]

Yep. Suuuuuuuure did!
Were you dou8ting me when I said it would?

[wakingsavior]

[ don't worry, Vriska, he thinks nothing odd of waiting a few minutes. She's got those irons and everything. ]

no, but i didn't get a chance to actually, you know, experience it!
it's nice to know it'll work out.
or, well, should work out if we ever get home.

[fabricates]

[Good, and she's just going to pretend like there's no big deal.]

Of course you'll 8e returned.
You've got a long way to go if you want to catch up to me on the timeline.
Or to catch up on your timeline. Whatever, it'll pro8a8ly 8e the same anyway.

[wakingsavior]

i hope it's the same if i got to be badass.
did we get to meet yet?
exactly how badass do i get to be?

[fabricates]

[........HER FACE WHEN TBH]

Noooooooot yet! You have to surpass me 8efore you can see me. Which is going to 8e pretty hard for a human like you.
8ut may8e we'll meet sometime, even if you don't get 8e as 8adass as me........ In your dreams! :::;)


8ut I guess you weren't so 8ad last time I checked.

[wakingsavior]

yeah, you're pretty much fucking awesome.
i doooooooon't think you're more awesome than dave, though.
it's a tie!
you probably could've beat him back in the game, though, since you're god teir and everything.

[fabricates]

Fuck you!!!!!!!!
I'm way 8etter than that Strider kid even on my worst day.
Doesn't matter if it's 8ack home or here, I'm still the 8est there is.

[wakingsavior]

haha, sorry vriska.
you're my friend, but he's my best bro.

[fabricates]

[Ow. :( PUNCH HER RIGHT IN THE GUT WHY DON'T YOU.]

Whatever, keep your silly 8iases or whatever, Eg8ert!
8ut I'm right on this one. Like I'm right on everything else. ::::)
8ut it's cute that you want to think he's 8etter, so I guess I'll let it slide.

[wakingsavior]

[ Best BRO. Don't be sad, Vriska! :c ]

very generous of you!
::::)

[fabricates]

Right? I'm just the most generous troll there is!