no. 1; BE THE PLAYER. Conquest filtered.

[smupette]

 Greetings people of Conquest. I do not believe I have yet introduced myself. My name is Sis Strider, and I have been here since the last round.

[Introductions were always strange. She had been hiding herself away, and Estonia was really the only person who knew her at all from Conquest.]

I have been called by Day to be a player this round, if you vow with me we will talk permissions and what not. I look for fight in a weapons eyes. If you have fight, come see me. It will be a tough round as I see it.

[....Sob. Could anyone really live up to Sis' strange standards? She comes back a moment later, rethinking her earlier proposition.]

If you are a weapon without a player, come see me.


ooc edit: not sure why my brain left out that last thought sorry!

Comments

[straightupzorra]

You know what, I'll forgive you for being a pussy and just asking nicely for Weapons over the network because at least you seem like you have some fight in you. But because I'm giving you this bye, you better hope you hit the win condition.

[smupette]

I'm not being a pussy by asking for weapons. If you want me to hit win condition, then you're going to step off.

[Sis has fight, and badmouth in her. She's a Strider and this is what Striders do.]

I refuse to treat my weapons as if they were actually weapons. They are also human beings, I will treat them as such. If I don't hit win condition? Conquest can cry more.

[Sis has better things to do than fight. Way better.]

[straightupzorra]

Yeah, you are. You can take Weapons and still be nice to them, I mean, if that's what you want to do with them. They don't really have a choice. Let's just say Conquest should be on their guard this round regarding winning.

[smupette]

We will certainly see what happens. However, if the attitude in Conquest stays the way it is now. Not a thing will be done.

[Sis only tells the truth. Her Feferi agree on this. Inb4 the ladies of Conquest are just really pissy about being bossed around.]

[straightupzorra]

Go look up what conquest means in the dictionary and go and adapt that kind of attitude.

they're getting along so well... xD

[smupette]

So, stone cold bitch?

Santana is the best at friendship

[straightupzorra]

See, now you've got it. Now go teach the rest of these losers.

So is Sis. They'll get along so....awfully.

[smupette]

I can't teach what can't be taught.

[Smirk.]

I love it

[straightupzorra]

There's gotta be some way to teach these losers anything.

As do I~

[smupette]

[She shook her head.]

You don't force people to learn. It is not the way society works. Call me names if you will for saying such a thing.

The people of Conquest and the people of Fortitude, we are...all the same. The humans of both schools, do you not agree that we put on our trousers the same way?

[straightupzorra]

Are you trying to get philosophical on me? I don't care that we're all the same, we're supposed to have a rivalry.

[smupette]

[She shakes her head.]

Just stating facts.

[lightfromdark]

Sis Strider is quite the peculiar name.

[smupette]

let me guess.
you know me by bro?
its been a common mistake.
same person, different gender.

[lightfromdark]

What a quick conclusion to jump to.
Perhaps I just thought the name was odd.

[smupette]

perhaps then
you've never been told you don't exist?
what is so odd about the name Sis anyways?

[lightfromdark]

Not that I'm aware of.
Perhaps to someone out there, I really don't.
No more odd than the last name Strider.
Can I make a wild assumption and say you're related to Dave?
Or is it Davette in your universe?

[smupette]

your wild assumption is correct.
his name is still dave where i come from.
he is mute.

[independencesong]

Do you have any use for a bow?

[smupette]

Greetings, Estonia.

[Sis felt...okay talking to this one.] I could certainly use a bow. I'm not skilled in it, but we could easily fix that.

[independencesong]

I certainly wouldn't mind tutoring you through practice. And I have no plans to be used yet this round. [This is as close to an upfront offer as she's likely to give.]

[smupette]

I am more than glad to do what you did for me. You have all of your rights this round, and I will use you at your whim. If you do not wish to be used, then you will not be used.

[Sis and Estonia are the best negotiators!]

[independencesong]

I accept that.

And I'm perfectly fine with being used, if you've got a battle I might be useful for. I think I'm adjusting to the whole concept of the battle system here.

[smupette]

I will make the decisions when they come, otherwise, enjoy a round with your rights.

[Sis nods firmly.] Where would you want to meet up if I needed to practice with your weapon?