[PDA] Seventh Beat in Text

[knightime]

right
so that asl stuff
i talked about
like last week
meeting up at the park
in town
wednesday
so you know
you cool kids from conquest can chill
and get your sign on
itll be afterschool
so no one tries to repent for missing class or something
itll be
shit
fuck why do i always forget their names?!
...
itll be my best bro and myself
well bring books too
and i guess start with the basics and shit
no biggie


[Private to Vriska]
four days is a pretty fucking long time
aint it
im like
gagging as i type this
vomiting
all sorts of gross things
but
when did you want your next lesson???
if you so much give me sass right now
i will let you beg him to teach you instead
or let you learn on your own
also
i should probably give you the heads up
my sis
is not happy
and before you call me an ass for squealing
she practically beat it out of me
which is pretty counter productive
but whatever
so yeah
this might be me trying to make up
for whatever the fuck she decides to do

Comments

[wakingsavior]

i did.
8 :|
8| deal with it

[knightime]

fuck you too
john

[wakingsavior]

why dave.
this is so sudden.
i'm swooning again.
just like last week.
what are you doing to me, dave?
*swoon*

[knightime]

john
im going to make you my bitch
and you will hate it
so stop that

[wakingsavior]

sorry man.
i'm just glad to see you in a better mood.
also i'm pretty fucking psyched about this asl club.

[knightime]

yeah
well my friendship life
isnt in shambles anymore
so
...
thanks btw
she told me you told her what happened
so yeah
thanks

[wakingsavior]

hey.
you guys are my best friends.
i'm not gonna leave you guys hanging in a time of crisis.

[knightime]

really now
and here i was
trying to not tell you
what went down

[wakingsavior]

the power of friendship can't be thwarted, dave.

[knightime]

wow
that was really
lame
and kind of gay
like rainbow brite doesnt have shit on your rainbows

i'm so sorry

[threshprinceoffuckyou]

SINCE WHEN WERE THE TWO OF YOU SUCKING FACE????

AND THEN EVERYONE THREADJACKED

[knightime]

since now
were married
didnt you know???

john and dave are married!!!!!!!

[threshprinceoffuckyou]

"MARRIED".
ALL THESE WORDS COMING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH, ALL OF THEM STUPID.
WHAT THE FUCK IS A MARRIED

MARRIED MARRIED MARRIED

[knightime]

shit
why cant you just look this crap up yourself???
its when two people decide
they want to have hot sloppy makeouts
for the rest of their lives
except no one else can get in the way
because those two married sods are basically madly in love with each other
at least
thats what you usually wish married was

[threshprinceoffuckyou]

THIS IS AN INTERESTING CONCEPT
BUT STILL BULLSHIT.
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO MARRY HARLEY
THOUGH I GUESS NOW THAT YOUR RACE ISN'T COUNTING ON THE FOUR OF YOU FOR GENETIC VARIETY (GOD HELP US ALL), YOUR HEDONISTIC, SODOMIZING RELATIONSHIP WITH EGBERT CAN PROCEED

[knightime]

way to
reject our culture
im offended
marriage is an important thing you know
especially for a girl like john
wait his last name is egbert
ok
thank you
i can now have sloppy makeouts with him in peace
and you guys dont have your shitty timelines to actually watch us make out
actual privacy

Oh, John, you adorable, clueless boy...

[wakingsavior]

jeeeeeeeez, karkat, we're just joking around!
i'm not into guys!

[threshprinceoffuckyou]

I DON'T UNDERSTAND THESE EARTH JOKES OF YOURS
DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT YOU WEREN'T HITTING ON STRIDER WHEN YOU CLEARLY WERE???
I KNOW YOU'RE NOT AN EARTH HOMOSEXUAL BUT YOU WERE SO TRANSPARENT RIGHT THERE.

WHICH IS BULLSHIT BTW
DIDN'T I TELL YOU YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO REPRODUCE WITH ROSE

[wakingsavior]

it's ironic!
jegus, it's not legit flirting or anything.
it's just something people do.
human people, anyway.

and rose isn't here anyway, so no dice!

[threshprinceoffuckyou]

YOU ARE GOING TO LEAD HIM ON AND BREAK HIS DOUCHEBAG HEART, JOHN.

SO YOU'RE MACKING ON HER BROTHER INSTEAD
WOW, JOHN.
WOW.

Karkat can feel free to shove this in John's face when the inevitable hammertime occurs.

[wakingsavior]

what? no!
we're just friends.
frieeeeeeeends.
no sloppy makeouts.
no makeouts of any kind.
okay?

[knightime]

too late
i told him were married
so were married now

[wakingsavior]

oh man.
i didn't get my frilly white dress or anything.
you owe me, strider.
you owe me the white wedding i deserve.

[knightime]

our cake
will be from
wait for it
...
betty crocker

[wakingsavior]

...
i hate you right now.
stupid fucking batterwitch.