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rakuen2012-03-06 10:53 pm
threshprinceoffuckyou) wrote in rakuen2012-03-06 10:53 pm
[city-wide network post][karkat shut up: memo 3]
-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] opened memo CUT THE SHIT OUT AND LISTEN FOR FUCKING ONCE --
OK, FOR FUCKING ONCE, I'M NOT BEING A RETARDED, ORNERY FUCK-UP
SO PRIOR-TO-THIS-SHITFEST MEMBERS, HUMANS AND TROLLS ALIKE, ZIP IT AND LISTEN UP.
(IF YOU'RE SANTANA OR AISHA, FUCK OFF, NOBODY LIKES YOU. FUN FACT OF THE DAY: EVERY TIME EITHER ONE OF YOU OPENS UP YOUR WORD HOLE, FORTY BRAIN CELLS ARE KILLED. FORTY. THAT'S LIKE FOUR TENS!!!)
ACTUALLY BEFORE I PROCEED TO THE IIIIMPORTANT THING!!! I WAS GOING TO TALK ABOUT, LET ME JUST SAY:
DAY IS A BITCH.
NO, REALLY, THIS IS COMING FROM THE BIGGEST ASSHOLE ANYONE HERE COULD EVER HAVE THE DISPLEASURE OF KNOWING.
DAY IS A MEGALOMANIAC, BELLIGERENT FUCKING BITCH AND IT WOULD BE IN EVERYBODY'S BEST INTERESTS TO PUT HER INSIDE A BROWN SACK AND THROW HER IN A RIVER. SHE IS ASTOUNDINGLY SHITHIVE MAGGOTS FOR A FLESHY HUMAN AND SHOULD NOT BE PUT IN ANY POSITION OF POWER, EVER, BECAUSE FOR HOW INFINITELY DIFFERENT HUMANS ARE FROM TROLLS, I'M PRETTY SURE BOTH OF OUR SPECIES COULD AGREE ON THAT SURVIVING IS AN OPTION WE WOULD ALL WANT TO ENJOY.
NOW THAT'S ON THE TABLE:
LET'S TALK.
FOR SOME REASON, THE TIME/SPACE RIFT THAT DRAGS STUDENTS ARE STRONGER FOR US SBURB PLAYERS
BECAUSE WHEN HAS IT NOT BEEN??? WHEN HAS TIME/SPACE STOPPED SHITTING ON US FROM ITS ABSURD HUMAN HOOFBEAST?
AND THEN YADDY YADDY YADDA, YOU ARRIVE VIA TRAIN, YOU'VE HEARD THIS SHIT BEFORE. WELCOME TO RAKUEN, THE DUMBEST PLACE IN THE UNIVERSE, ETC.
LET ME MENTION THE DOUBLES. THEY'RE HERE. WE HAVE TWO JOHNS, SERIOUSLY, THAT IS A LUDICROUS AMOUNT OF JOHNS THAT I THINK I'M GOING TO SHIT MYSELF.
THEY'RE DIFFERENT, THOUGH. THERE'S THE ONE I KNOW, AND THERE'S THE DEAF ONE
BECAUSE FOR SOME INCOMPREHENSIBLE REASON, TIME/SPACE NOT ONLY LIKES FUCKING UP WITH TIMELINES, IT ALSO LIKES MAKING INFINITE COPIES OF YOUR IDIOTIC SELVES.
WITH THAT ESTABLISHED, HERE'S A REFERENCE OF US:
CONQUEST - KARKAT VANTAS, JOHN EGBERT, FEFERI PEIXES, TWO STRIDERS I AM POSITIVELY BOGGLING ABOUT
FORTITUDE - JADE HARLEY (BRUISED), JOHN EGBERT (DEAF), DAVE STRIDER (MUTE), VRISKA SERKET, THE MIDWIFE (DIPSHIT)
TRY TO STICK TOGETHER, AND IF YOUR PRIDE WOULD LET IT, FOR THE LOVE OF FUCKING GOD, LET FUCKING CONQUEST WIN.
YOU KNOW. BECAUSE NONE OF US WANTS TO DIE?
I'VE BEEN LEAD TO BELIEVE THAT WE HAVE LALONDE AND NITRAM ABOARD NOW?
IN WHICH CASE, OH BOOOOOOY, JUST WHAT I WANTED FOR PERIGEE'S -- A FLIGHTY BROAD AND A CRIPPLE!
WELCOME TO RAKUEN, BITCHES.
P.S. IN CASE ANYONE ASKS, I'M VOWING TO JOHN BECAUSE HE'S THE ONLY ONE IN THIS FUCKING CAMPUS THAT ISN'T STONE COLD RETARDED
OK, FOR FUCKING ONCE, I'M NOT BEING A RETARDED, ORNERY FUCK-UP
SO PRIOR-TO-THIS-SHITFEST MEMBERS, HUMANS AND TROLLS ALIKE, ZIP IT AND LISTEN UP.
(IF YOU'RE SANTANA OR AISHA, FUCK OFF, NOBODY LIKES YOU. FUN FACT OF THE DAY: EVERY TIME EITHER ONE OF YOU OPENS UP YOUR WORD HOLE, FORTY BRAIN CELLS ARE KILLED. FORTY. THAT'S LIKE FOUR TENS!!!)
ACTUALLY BEFORE I PROCEED TO THE IIIIMPORTANT THING!!! I WAS GOING TO TALK ABOUT, LET ME JUST SAY:
DAY IS A BITCH.
NO, REALLY, THIS IS COMING FROM THE BIGGEST ASSHOLE ANYONE HERE COULD EVER HAVE THE DISPLEASURE OF KNOWING.
DAY IS A MEGALOMANIAC, BELLIGERENT FUCKING BITCH AND IT WOULD BE IN EVERYBODY'S BEST INTERESTS TO PUT HER INSIDE A BROWN SACK AND THROW HER IN A RIVER. SHE IS ASTOUNDINGLY SHITHIVE MAGGOTS FOR A FLESHY HUMAN AND SHOULD NOT BE PUT IN ANY POSITION OF POWER, EVER, BECAUSE FOR HOW INFINITELY DIFFERENT HUMANS ARE FROM TROLLS, I'M PRETTY SURE BOTH OF OUR SPECIES COULD AGREE ON THAT SURVIVING IS AN OPTION WE WOULD ALL WANT TO ENJOY.
NOW THAT'S ON THE TABLE:
LET'S TALK.
FOR SOME REASON, THE TIME/SPACE RIFT THAT DRAGS STUDENTS ARE STRONGER FOR US SBURB PLAYERS
BECAUSE WHEN HAS IT NOT BEEN??? WHEN HAS TIME/SPACE STOPPED SHITTING ON US FROM ITS ABSURD HUMAN HOOFBEAST?
AND THEN YADDY YADDY YADDA, YOU ARRIVE VIA TRAIN, YOU'VE HEARD THIS SHIT BEFORE. WELCOME TO RAKUEN, THE DUMBEST PLACE IN THE UNIVERSE, ETC.
LET ME MENTION THE DOUBLES. THEY'RE HERE. WE HAVE TWO JOHNS, SERIOUSLY, THAT IS A LUDICROUS AMOUNT OF JOHNS THAT I THINK I'M GOING TO SHIT MYSELF.
THEY'RE DIFFERENT, THOUGH. THERE'S THE ONE I KNOW, AND THERE'S THE DEAF ONE
BECAUSE FOR SOME INCOMPREHENSIBLE REASON, TIME/SPACE NOT ONLY LIKES FUCKING UP WITH TIMELINES, IT ALSO LIKES MAKING INFINITE COPIES OF YOUR IDIOTIC SELVES.
WITH THAT ESTABLISHED, HERE'S A REFERENCE OF US:
CONQUEST - KARKAT VANTAS, JOHN EGBERT, FEFERI PEIXES, TWO STRIDERS I AM POSITIVELY BOGGLING ABOUT
FORTITUDE - JADE HARLEY (BRUISED), JOHN EGBERT (DEAF), DAVE STRIDER (MUTE), VRISKA SERKET, THE MIDWIFE (DIPSHIT)
TRY TO STICK TOGETHER, AND IF YOUR PRIDE WOULD LET IT, FOR THE LOVE OF FUCKING GOD, LET FUCKING CONQUEST WIN.
YOU KNOW. BECAUSE NONE OF US WANTS TO DIE?
I'VE BEEN LEAD TO BELIEVE THAT WE HAVE LALONDE AND NITRAM ABOARD NOW?
IN WHICH CASE, OH BOOOOOOY, JUST WHAT I WANTED FOR PERIGEE'S -- A FLIGHTY BROAD AND A CRIPPLE!
WELCOME TO RAKUEN, BITCHES.
P.S. IN CASE ANYONE ASKS, I'M VOWING TO JOHN BECAUSE HE'S THE ONLY ONE IN THIS FUCKING CAMPUS THAT ISN'T STONE COLD RETARDED
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DID YOUR "PROPER CAPITALIZATION" RUN AWAY FROM BEING PRETENTIOUS AND OVERUSED?
WE HAVEN'T TALKED A LOT FROM WHERE I AM BUT DON'T WORRY, YOU'RE NOT EXCLUDED FROM MY VITRIOL.
THIS MUST BE A MEMORY ERASURE THING???
FOR THE TIME BEING, YOU CAN GO AHEAD AND CALL ME -- I DON'T KNOW, A FUCKING NICKNAME OR SOMETHING.
I WILL NOT ACCEPT STUPID NICKNAMES.
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i don't remember an excess of ornery text at home. nor do i know how one capitalizes on a keyboard. i always assumed it was not an embedded function.
i'll begin brainstorming heavily dignified nicknames.
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HOLY SHIT, HOW MANY TIMES DO I EVEN HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT TO YOU??
OK. GOOD.
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you could be the recursive reminder.
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RECURSIVE REMINDER ISN'T A GOOD NICKNAME, YOU SHIT.
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pity. my next option was to call you the grammatical guru.
perhaps you would prefer to be dubbed the welcoming committee.
you seem to be rather skilled in that aspect. it would be remiss of me to fail to note that in my rechristening of your nominal existence.
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BESIDES, THERE COULD BE WORST NICKNAMES OUT THERE SO WELCOMING COMMITTEE OR "WC" IT IS.
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but i will inform it to cease searching for a nominal surrogate. wc is a fitting name indeed for one such as yourself.