Conquest Class | The Most Difficult Class

[scarredchick]

Characters: Prussia and anyone
Format: Open (action or prose, I'll respond to whichever you use)
This log is: open
Location: Conquest classroom
Summary: Prussia attempts to teach about military strategies, all the while, she can't remember the names of her fellow German nations.
Warnings: "enthusiastic" teaching methods

Before Class

Prussia is sitting on her desk, one leg crossed over the other. She's wearing a rather girly outfit with impossibly tall boots.

The blackboard is covered in chalk drawings of little stick figures in square shapes. Some are labeled "ME!" others are labeled "Other Person". Anyone who has ever seen a drawing of a battle, should recognize it as such, though it may be difficult to place the exact battle.

If you approach her she will be quite willing to talk to you. Enthusiastic, too. She does enjoy teaching.

Start of Class

Once people have entered she will jump off the desk. You may get a peek of her panties. She will grin at the class, "Welcome to mein Awesome class! You get the rare pleasure of learning military strategy from me! So we'll start with this battle!"

She will then point to the above mentioned drawings and draw chalk lines to indicate movements and such, saying things like, "And then I did this!" or "She did this, so I did that!" Every time she tries to remember the name of one of her siblings she'll pause and then say, "Meine Schwester."

End of Class

"Homework will be an essay on why Old Fritz's awesome strategy of the Battle of Mollwitz worked!"

She really is enthusiastic about teaching. If you stay after class and ask questions or just want to chat, she will be drawing other battle diagrams.

Comments

[scarredchick]

"If you attack from here you risk the good teddy bears being unable to fight because they'll get overwhelmed by the evil teddy bears," she said.

[babysage]

Kotaro peered at the drawing not understanding. "Why?"

[scarredchick]

She considered how to explain it best. Finally she took an unused coloring utensil and a piece of paper and drew some more stick figures on it. "If the two armies meet like this," she drew arrows pointing directly to the fronts of both forces, "they are evenly matched. The good army looses all of its strength trying to break through the bad army."

She then took another coloring utensil and drew an arrow pointing from the rear of the good army, around and to the side of the bad army. "However, if they move over here. They attack the side of the evil army and gain a little bit of an advantage. For a battle of good vs. evil, the littlest advantage for the good is always better than any advantage for the bad."

[babysage]

"But isn't fighting someone not face to face cheating?" He frowned at the image. He understood it, but his brother always fought honourably and so he didn't think this plan was very nice!

[scarredchick]

"Not when you're facing so many opponents. If you're fighting one on one, though, it is," she said.

[babysage]

"Oh... so in big battles it is okay?" He still sounded a little bit unsure, he wanted to be only a vampire of justice after all!

[scarredchick]

She didn't even know he was a vampire, after all, he just looked like a cute little kid... like her precious sister, if she was a boy.

"Ja, and once a battle starts, you can attack from any angle you want, it's your opponent's fault for not being fast, enough to counter," she said.

[babysage]

He was a cute little kid, just one that happened to be a vampire. He nodded seriously at her words. "So if someone is going to attack you you have to make sure to look in all the directions so they can't sneak up on you!"

[scarredchick]

"Of course! And bad guys don't announce their attacks, so good guys always have to be prepared!" she responded. It was so nice to have such an attentive student! And such a cutey, too!

[babysage]

"Okay!" He frowned, "How do I do that? Do you mean look in all the directions all the time?"

[scarredchick]

"That would help, but never be without a means of defending yourself," she frowned, a kid like this... hm... what would be the best weapon for him?

[babysage]

"Sis is teaching me how to use swords! But they are a bit big!" Bigger than him, but he was trying his hardest to learn!