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[pennypincher]

Oh no you don't! Arthur England Kirkland, you get your butt back here right now and give me back that upgrade I bought you! You don't get to mysteriously disappear and waste all that money I spent on you!

Mega bogus, you guys! Don't you think we should all get refunds if people vanish after you spent good money on them?!


((OOC: Sorry for the obnoxious font, she's been talking to Dave too much.))

Comments

[pennypincher]

I don't know! That mega-jerk Santana said it just happens sometimes.

[inamber]

alright thats informative
thanks for the vital information youre a great help

[pennypincher]

Hey, prick, we're all in the same boat here. The only people who know anything refuse to tell us anything so get off my case.

[inamber]

whoa slow down
prick
goddamn
that shit hurts you know
fuck im gonna make like a songbird and sing you a real sorrowful tune
im nursing a burn so severe its turned part of me into deep fried goddamn chicken

[pennypincher]

Can the sarcasm. What do you expect from me?

[inamber]

im not being sarcastic im 100% serious
you are killing me with your cruel digs

[pennypincher]

I'm just calling it like I see it. You are being a sarcastic prick.

Also your text color is probably the most annoying one I've seen yet. Yellow? I have to highlight it to read!

[inamber]

i told you that fucking hurts
sarcastic prick i cant even
anyways
is this better your goddamn highness
shit i hope it is im bending over backwards for your stupid ass

[pennypincher]

I think only Dave's allowed to use that color. Fair warning: He got pissy at me when I did that.

[inamber]

fuck you

[pennypincher]

Oopsy-daisy. Sorry, other Dave. I didn't realize.

[inamber]

oopsie daisy in fuckin deed

[pennypincher]

Hey, how was I supposed to know, okay? I try to be helpful and this is the thanks I get? See if I ever do anything for anyone again!

[inamber]

you cant be serious
no one is this massive a tool and not playing it up

[pennypincher]

Jeez, whatever! You just show up and start being a mega huge jerk-face and then expect me to magically know there's two Daves here! Like that's something I would actually expect! How about you stop being so mean for no reason!

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[knightime]

oh my fuck
you didnt
you did
holy shit
thats me
i mean like another me
but its me
which means he has all rights to using this color
im not even going to begin explaining how this is possible plus this place
doesnt seem to care about tossing multiple everyone on the shittiest joy ride that could ever be
but if i was him
id be pretty pissy

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[pennypincher]

Oh.

I didn't think about that being a possibility.

Whoops...

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[knightime]

whoops indeed
also this version of me is like
well he went through some different stuff and what not
this may or may not include time shenanigans
dead friends
and might not be too happy about being considered other dave
although i can see why all of us might get second degree headaches if both of us ran around and still demanded to be called just dave
you two sure are getting along
i can see a beautiful friendship starting already

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[pennypincher]

It's hardly like it's my fault. He was being an ass before I even said anything about him being you or not being you or whatever, okay?

[ He wasn't being THAT much of an ass, Lemina. ]

AND, I apologized. It's not like he can just go around expecting people to know about his mega-traumatic backstory right away!

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[knightime]

oh
it seems you forget what default mode striders are on
it is sassy as fuck mode
usually that means were kind of assholes because of it
we are the kings of sarcasm
cant help but be amazing at what we do man
i think he was more upset
that you mistook him for not being dave
we kind of type and talk the same way
well he can talk
i just type
but he types like how all daves should type
damn it i hate that this still somehow makes sense even though im referring to myself in third person
if this even counts as that

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[pennypincher]

Whatever. This still doesn't make any sense, so I don't care.

[greenspaces]

please dont be mean to dave :(
he is nice
and you should not blame him for people disappearing

[pennypincher]

What? I wasn't blaming him, okay? And I was being nice.

[greenspaces]

ok
if you are sure :(

[pennypincher]

I am!