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[pennypincher]

Oh no you don't! Arthur England Kirkland, you get your butt back here right now and give me back that upgrade I bought you! You don't get to mysteriously disappear and waste all that money I spent on you!

Mega bogus, you guys! Don't you think we should all get refunds if people vanish after you spent good money on them?!


((OOC: Sorry for the obnoxious font, she's been talking to Dave too much.))

Comments

[pennypincher]

Jeez, whatever! You just show up and start being a mega huge jerk-face and then expect me to magically know there's two Daves here! Like that's something I would actually expect! How about you stop being so mean for no reason!

[inamber]

do you think im stupid or something
stop fucking around
youre ridiculous

[pennypincher]

What

ever!

Leave me alone.

[inamber]

holy shit you are truly insufferable
but whatever fuck you goodbye

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[greenspaces]

are you ok?
:(

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[inamber]

[ well shit. he's embarrassed. ]

yeah im alright

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[greenspaces]

if you are sure......






um
i think you are the realest of real daves
that might not mean a lot
but that is what i think

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[inamber]

yeah thanks

[ He actually means that. ]

but every daves an equally real dave
doomed or stable loop dave its all the same
or not exactly the same but you know
different shit mostly the same guy
kind of sick of people forgetting that
so yeah

though i dunno if being called by something other than my own goddamn name
is worse or better than being lopped in with this other dave
whos also important and also awesome but shit
i singlehandedly bailed the other dave
the dave most people consider to be the real one
out of a reality where his best friends are dead or worse

[ He's babbling before he knows it. That is also embarrassing-- he doesn't like losing his cool. But it's Jade he's talking to. His Jade. And the fact that she is his friend makes it feel a lot easier to talk. ]

shit i dont know
whatever
bottom line im not upset im alright
just kind of pissed

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[greenspaces]

oh
:(
do you want a hug?

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[inamber]

violent refusal and harried exclamations of how little i want a hug


and then i give in cause i dont give a fuck
dont take it the wrong way im really fine so dont worry or whatever
i just cant say no to the lime green frowny face
where are you

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[greenspaces]

i am on my way to the flower shop.....
should i go wait by conquest instead?
and everyone needs hugs, even cool kids

[overthroen]

this is not the first time there have been two daves on this island.
furthermore, dave is a former time traveler. it's unusual for fewer than two of him to be around at any given time.
it's rather impressive that the one you've managed to antagonize went through the most, out of all of them. a congratulations is in order.

[pennypincher]

Jeeeeeeez, I already said I get it, okay?! Just string me up and beat me to death, why don't you?! I said I was sorry, you can all quit jumping on me any time now!

[overthroen]

the alternative is far more gratifying.
nevertheless, i've made my point, and others have too.

[wakingsavior]

haha wow, everyone needs to chill out.
and by everyone, i mostly mean you.
'cause i can tell you from experience, he's not actually being mean.
he's just being dave.
if he were being mean, you'd probably be curled up in the fetal position sobbing or something.

also i'm sorry your friend disappeared?
uh... i think?
unless they weren't your friend, then i guess i'm sorry you lost money, but at least it's not hard to make it.

[pennypincher]

I am chilled out! I am completely calm!! I just don't like being treated like I'm such a horrible person for no reason, okay?

He wasn't my friend. He was a teacher here. I didn't know him before I got here.

apparantly it's jump on Lemina party in here

[savedbyasong]

There's two John's as well. You're being a little bit rude, especially about your friend that disappeared.

[pennypincher]

You mean the guy Dave was talking about being asleep before? I didn't know that. And how am I being rude, huh?

[savedbyasong]

Yes there are two of them, and because... your friend disappeared and your worried that you wasted money when he could be hurt!

[pennypincher]

I already said he's not my friend!

[savedbyasong]

Even so, he's someone you know and he disappeared. That is worrying.

[pennypincher]

It's not like I'm not worried about him, okay? It's just Santana said that's a thing that happens. I just think it's unfair that he gets lost or whatever and I have to suffer for it.

[savedbyasong]

How are you suffering? [It's not sarcasm, Shion isn't capable of sarcasm, it is a genuine question, he is confused.]

[pennypincher]

They took my money and now I have nothing to show for it!

[savedbyasong]

But... [Nope still confused.]