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[inamber]

okay so
took a little impromptu nap there
orange sleeping beauty woken up by a slobbery kiss from the frog prince himself
my entire face will break out in warts and zits
just like the pizzafaced kid in the back of everyones class photo
hit puberty little too early
sprouting up like a weed
bones twisting and metamorphosing into a teenage butterfly
pitch dropping with his testicles and hair growing in places no one wants to see
thanks for that one rakuen
my glorious visage marred by the trademark of growing up
just like halloween

you all better get in line cause
im brewing a goddamn cauldron full of bubble and trouble and its first come first serve
this shit is nasty once its cold and not in a good way
so
no reserves no holding off
just the wafting fucking aroma of stale farts
basically im tooty after gruntilda got through with her and im bitter as hell about it
going to cause some bonafide mischief now that im back
in the form of a potion that makes you shit your pants
but shh shh you didnt hear it from me

so yeah
back to my personal sleepless hell
sup guys im just feeling fresh and REfreshed
ready to take on the endless day and night once again
looking forward to that

anyways
cant be assed to read over all of this forum post shit so
what did i miss

[[ back after some hiatus. davesprite was in a coma during most of this, feel free to handwave any interactions there. no need to consult me! & replies will be in orange unless you opt out! ]]

Comments

private

[inamber]

yeah thats what i mean
handprint grooves when the same shit is what got you in in the first place
but yeah going back sounds good

does she

private

[knightime]

considering we had like six people the first time
seems kind of stupid to just have us two go by ourselves
who knows what we can summon next???
maybe a giant ass tiger
man wouldnt that be funny
yeah
she does

Re: private

[inamber]

that makes sense then yeah
two is not enough to fight some bizarroland monster from the sky

i guess im in then

private

[knightime]

bets on what animal and what color???
maybe theyll come in something prettier this time
what are you doing right now btw
kind of wanted to drop something off real quick
but i dont want someone else jacking what should belong to a strider
hadnt seen you in awhile either
the mirror isnt quite as exciting

[Okay, Dave just wants to see you. And maybe chat. Okay, just listening to you chat would be okay too. Admitting this would be too hard.]

private

[inamber]

pink flamingo

im not doing much just kind of floating around
whats that sounds like youve got some free shit for me
sounds legit awesome im stoked
what treasures do you have in your toy sack santa strider
im giggling with delight and bubbling with excitement
but yeah
lets hang out for a bit then
where do we meet

private

[knightime]

rainbow peacock
pretty much the most flawless boss ever
we would be stunned by its plethora of homo

yeah free shit
idk if its good or bad free shit though
battle arena???
thats like middleground
or whatever counts as middleground in this place
keep your bra on dude
it isnt going to disappear because you were like a minute or two later than anticipated

private => action

[inamber]

well see then i guess
im on my way




[ And it doesn't take long before he gets there. He floats around the entrance, waiting for the other Dave to appear. ]