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[inamber]

okay so
took a little impromptu nap there
orange sleeping beauty woken up by a slobbery kiss from the frog prince himself
my entire face will break out in warts and zits
just like the pizzafaced kid in the back of everyones class photo
hit puberty little too early
sprouting up like a weed
bones twisting and metamorphosing into a teenage butterfly
pitch dropping with his testicles and hair growing in places no one wants to see
thanks for that one rakuen
my glorious visage marred by the trademark of growing up
just like halloween

you all better get in line cause
im brewing a goddamn cauldron full of bubble and trouble and its first come first serve
this shit is nasty once its cold and not in a good way
so
no reserves no holding off
just the wafting fucking aroma of stale farts
basically im tooty after gruntilda got through with her and im bitter as hell about it
going to cause some bonafide mischief now that im back
in the form of a potion that makes you shit your pants
but shh shh you didnt hear it from me

so yeah
back to my personal sleepless hell
sup guys im just feeling fresh and REfreshed
ready to take on the endless day and night once again
looking forward to that

anyways
cant be assed to read over all of this forum post shit so
what did i miss

[[ back after some hiatus. davesprite was in a coma during most of this, feel free to handwave any interactions there. no need to consult me! & replies will be in orange unless you opt out! ]]

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[fracturedsoul]

[ Dirk has ulterior motives for talking to orange Dave. ]

Sleeping Beauty and the Frog Prince aren't part of the same mythos, plus you totally got it backwards. He never kissed anyone.
But anyway, one of the six towers was unsealed and a giant lizard attacked the arena. We defeated it.
The round's over, Dave and I won and so did Fortitude.

[knightime]

sleeping beauty
you basically missed a shitton
including me owning your ass for like a day or two
suddenly we are a fangirls hottest wet dream
all the selfcest that could have happen while you were just snoozing away
i know
tmi
you missed giant stupid monsters
shitty towers opening
and
well everything

[Guess who isn't talking about John yet. This pansy!

Also, he'll never admit it. But he kind of super worried and he's really relieved you're here...

Really. Relieved.]

[greenspaces]

dave......

[overthroen]

assorted entrances and exits, including one rather painfully inclined by a giant tubular monster.
it's not a stable game we're playing, dave. no core group of four pulling the strings.
in the meantime, i believe this is the first time we've talked in this second playspace.
it's good to speak with you again.