Movovie Night

[fracturedsoul]

Characters: Everyone
Format: Whichever you prefer
This log is: open
Location: Rakuen Public Library's media viewing room
Summary: Dirk shows off some 21st century cinematic masterpieces.
Warnings: Horrible movies. Swearing from Striders. The usual.

The time has come. Seven o'clock on the dot and Dirk is standing at the front of the viewing room in the city library to one side of the screen which is currently tuned to static, remote control in one of his hands.

There's plenty of room for everyone who shows up. The accommodations are a bit more classroom-like than he'd have liked -- tables and chairs for everyone to sit at -- but scattered about are some snacks and drinks he's scavenged from the Fortitude cafeteria.

Sit down. Watch these films. There are ten of them, and Dirk can go all night.

Comments

[knightime]

how about a puppet porn website
and basically making a shitton off it
thats a thing
a creepy as fuck thing
but a thing
smuppets were totally a thing in our house

He's forever scarred. Fucking smuppets and puppets and what have you.

[fracturedsoul]

"Wow." Yeah he definitely wants to see that. Though if he'd been sat down in front of some hardcore smuppet porn without warning he might have been stunned into silence, too. If he didn't die laughing. "Okay, so we're in the same boat after all."

[knightime]

if you mean a boat filled with them
yes

Why do you both insist on loving them? Why does he keep them anyways? Nothing makes sense. His life is meaningless.

[fracturedsoul]

Oh man that would be the best boat ever. No, scratch that, a boat that is literally a giant smuppet, hollowed out on top so people can sit in it. It would be the greatest boat.

Dirk wants one.

"Guess I should go put the next one in." He stands up.

[knightime]

Please do not get a giant smuppet boat. He will just ollie outtie into space somehow. He'll never come back.

ok

Honestly, these movies were terrible. Amazingly terrible? Terribly amazing? Jesus, whatever.

[fracturedsoul]

He's getting one. Someday. Just you watch.

He waves to Dave and heads back over to the DVD player.