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John Egbert ([personal profile] wakingsavior) wrote in [community profile] rakuen2012-01-24 04:02 pm

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hi, everyone!
my name's john egbert, i'm new which is why most of you don't know me, heh.
i know it's probably silly because dave would've found someone, but is there anyone here who knows american sign language?
it's just that i'm deaf, so it's the easiest way for me to communicate, and so far dave's the only person who knows how to do it.
if not, that's cool, and thanks for your time.
fabricates: (♏ past isn't worth debating)

[personal profile] fabricates 2012-01-25 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
Just forget a8out it.
May8e I don't have time or care enough to want to learn.
fabricates: (♏ it never stops as it turns)

[personal profile] fabricates 2012-01-25 06:34 am (UTC)(link)
[No, John. No. She's trying to bait you, don't brush her off.]

Whatever.
May8e I will, may8e I won't. 8ut I'm a pretty 8usy girl so I pro8a8ly won't have time.
fabricates: (♏ and i gotta throw my hands up)

[personal profile] fabricates 2012-01-25 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
Oh you know, just a8out everything. I've got so many irons in the fire you'd 8e surprised.
fabricates: (♏ you can try the key or you can wait)

[personal profile] fabricates 2012-01-25 07:10 am (UTC)(link)
Soooooooo many irons, Eg8ert.
I almost don't even have time to w8ste on you.
So you 8etter 8e gr8ful that I'm taking time out of my 8usy day for you.
fabricates: (♏ like a million spent on nothing)

[personal profile] fabricates 2012-01-25 09:01 am (UTC)(link)
John!
You're really 8ad at sarcasm.
fabricates: (♏ the moment's gone)

[personal profile] fabricates 2012-01-25 09:10 am (UTC)(link)
Exactly!!!!!!!!
Where would you even 8e without my guidance?
fabricates: (♏ who's gonna critisize the good critic?)

[personal profile] fabricates 2012-01-25 09:56 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, and you totally would have never reached God Tier without my help.
I'm pretty much the 8est troll you could have hoped for in your Session.
fabricates: (♏ is this fiction reality?)

[personal profile] fabricates 2012-01-25 10:23 am (UTC)(link)
[She stares at the screen, letting that sink in. Shit. He's that far behind on the timeline. So much has happened since then that she's trying to figure out everything he doesn't know. Too much. Way too much. He doesn't even know his dad is dead. Fuck. ABORT MISSION.

It takes her a few minutes to respond.]


Yep. Suuuuuuuure did!
Were you dou8ting me when I said it would?
fabricates: (♏ i'd stay the hand of god)

[personal profile] fabricates 2012-01-25 10:45 am (UTC)(link)
[Good, and she's just going to pretend like there's no big deal.]

Of course you'll 8e returned.
You've got a long way to go if you want to catch up to me on the timeline.
Or to catch up on your timeline. Whatever, it'll pro8a8ly 8e the same anyway.
fabricates: (♏ staring at the ceiling from my bed)

[personal profile] fabricates 2012-01-27 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
[........HER FACE WHEN TBH]

Noooooooot yet! You have to surpass me 8efore you can see me. Which is going to 8e pretty hard for a human like you.
8ut may8e we'll meet sometime, even if you don't get 8e as 8adass as me........ In your dreams! :::;)


8ut I guess you weren't so 8ad last time I checked.
fabricates: (♏ i've come to stand before a silent wal)

[personal profile] fabricates 2012-01-28 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Fuck you!!!!!!!!
I'm way 8etter than that Strider kid even on my worst day.
Doesn't matter if it's 8ack home or here, I'm still the 8est there is.
fabricates: (♏ there ain't no passion yet it burns)

[personal profile] fabricates 2012-01-30 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
[Ow. :( PUNCH HER RIGHT IN THE GUT WHY DON'T YOU.]

Whatever, keep your silly 8iases or whatever, Eg8ert!
8ut I'm right on this one. Like I'm right on everything else. ::::)
8ut it's cute that you want to think he's 8etter, so I guess I'll let it slide.
fabricates: (♏ i'll need this sitcom to be re-run)

[personal profile] fabricates 2012-02-19 09:09 am (UTC)(link)
Right? I'm just the most generous troll there is!