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Rakuen Moderators ([personal profile] utopiamods) wrote in [community profile] rakuen2012-02-13 09:21 pm

RED DAY LOG

Characters: Everyone
Format: Whatever your heart desires
This log is: open
Location: Everywhere (for this day only all may leave campus, including discards! As long as they are back by 9pm!)
Summary: RED DAY
Warnings: Red Day Shenanigans


HAVE ALL YOUR RED DAY SHENANIGANS HERE.

EXAMPLES OF SHENANIGANS INCLUDE:
1. Giving someone food made with love
2. Giving someone flowers
3. Giving someone a gift
4. Going on a date
5. Giving an apple to your esteemed rival!
6. Throwing an apple at your esteemed rival! With all the force of your youth!
7. Reciting beautiful poetry to your esteemed rival!
8. Ditto ballads
9. Ditto rock anthems from the roof of the gym
10. Presenting your rival with a candy heart, lovingly rendered in full size sugar and syrup, and apparently modeled after the heart of a great warrior from ages past. It beats! Now available from Rakettear.
11. Apologizing to your rival profusely for the handmade abomination they are unwrapping
12. Boggling vacantly at the above.

knightime: Artist Unknown (cool kid right here)

Dave Strider [AU]

[personal profile] knightime 2012-02-14 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
[Dave didn't particularly care for this holiday usually. But people have been surprisingly nice to him so he's going to try and return the favor.]

1) Sis Strider[AU] gets a shitty card that has some sweet rhyme written crudely inside it. He also got her chocolates.
2)Jade Harley [AU] also gets a shitty card. It includes a sweet poem that obviously seems like he struggled to make it work. It also has a drawing in it. It's decent. She also receives a cupcake with green frosting. And sprinkles on top.
3) John Egbert [AU] receives an equally shitty card. It has a stupid drawing too, but no sick rhyme. Dave thought it might be offensive to do that. There's also a cupcake with blue frosting and sprinkles.
4) Yuki, Sora [AU], Shion, Feferi and Brittania receive crudely cut shaped hearts and an apple each.
5) Karkat [OU] gets a very ironic gift! He receives a tiny bucket with a shitty heart painted on. There are paper hearts inside said bucket, but they don't actually look like hearts! Dave probably put no effort into those hearts.
threshprinceoffuckyou: (because of that it was a big deal)

[personal profile] threshprinceoffuckyou 2012-02-14 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
threshprinceoffuckyou: (to a mistress)

4/4

[personal profile] threshprinceoffuckyou 2012-02-14 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
WHAT THE FUCK
IS WRONG WITH YOU?
OH MY GOD
YOU INSENSITIVE LITTLE PRICK
I HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH.

NO.
NO.
I REFUSE TO MAKE ABOMINABLE TROLL-HUMAN GRUBS WITH YOU.
DOING SO WOULD BE DEFACING EVERYTHING OUR SEPARATE SPECIES STAND FOR
ALSO I HAVE THIS THING TO KEEP UP
YOU'VE PROBABLY NEVER HEARD OF IT.
IT'S CALLED DIGNITY.

FUCK YOU, DAVE STRIDER.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR SHADES PERCHED INFURIATINGLY ON YOUR FACE.
FUCK
FUCK
FUCKING
FUCK.
YOU.
knightime: Art by patchowow (slick n slide)

[personal profile] knightime 2012-02-14 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
oh my fuck
i didnt think youd actually
flip off the proverbial handle
this bad
hahaha
shit
fuck
im gonna fucking die from how hilarious this reaction is
also
if you dont want to make some gorgeous strider children
maybe you should stop saying
fuck you
to me
you know
gives most people ideas

threshprinceoffuckyou: (always thought i had a purpose)

[personal profile] threshprinceoffuckyou 2012-02-14 12:35 pm (UTC)(link)
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW BADLY I'M FLIPPING OUT, STRIDER.
I HAVE GATHERED ALL OF EARTH'S PIROUETTES INTO MY ARMS AND BACKFLIPPED OFF ALL OF THEM SIMULTANEOUSLY IN ONE INCREDIBLE DEATH-DEFYING FEAT.
I HAVE FLIPPED SO HARD THAT I MANAGED TO JETTISON MYSELF OUT OFF THIS SHIT PLANET AND INTO SPACE
FLIPPING AND SCREAMING AND FLIPPING FOR ALL FUCKING ETERNITY.

IT'S A
MOTHERFUCKING
EXPRESSION
YOU DUMB BAG OF DICKS.
WHAT ARE THESE STUPID LITTLE HEARTS FOR?
IS THIS REPRESENTATIVE OF THE GENETIC MATERIAL WE WILL VOMIT AFTER A GOOD SESSION OF RUTTING OUR BONE BULGES TOGETHER?
I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON YOUR OWN SHADES AND DIE.
Edited 2012-02-14 12:36 (UTC)
knightime: Art by Feastings (dumbass)

[personal profile] knightime 2012-02-20 11:33 am (UTC)(link)
holy shit
calm down
it was a fucking joke
no need to actually completely lose your shit over this
gog
countryofassholes: (it's alright to struggle and cry.)

Re: Dave Strider [AU]

[personal profile] countryofassholes 2012-02-14 07:07 am (UTC)(link)
[BU-LINK...]

What's this for?
knightime: Artist unknown (ironically flattered)

[personal profile] knightime 2012-02-20 11:34 am (UTC)(link)
[He gives her a nonchalant shrug, looking off to the side. His tips of his ears were a little red. He usually doesn't do things like this.]

red day
whatever the fuck today is

countryofassholes: ([11] want to protect my precious you.)

[personal profile] countryofassholes 2012-02-21 06:35 am (UTC)(link)
[There's a moment's blink as she considers this, before grinning and hugging Dave.]

Thank you.
knightime: Art by kanda3egle (sign me up?)

[personal profile] knightime 2012-03-03 12:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[skjhskdf. Oh. Hugging. He...can do hugging. And even awkwardly hug back.

He'd say your welcome, but that requires detangling so fuck it.]
countryofassholes: ([11] do whatever i must.)

[personal profile] countryofassholes 2012-03-03 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[And she's just going to keep on cuddling him now. When it comes to touching, she can be extremely affectionate.]
knightime: Art by mirrorshards (forehead kisses)

[personal profile] knightime 2012-03-04 12:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh...this is cool. He likes this. What is being hugged by older ladies? He doesn't understand. But he's hugging back.]
countryofassholes: (wish for a shining future.)

[personal profile] countryofassholes 2012-03-07 05:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[Aha~ And by older, we mean really older.]

I'll give you something back tomorrow, okay?
knightime: Art by Hussie (thumbs up man)

[personal profile] knightime 2012-03-10 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
you dont have to
its just
idk
i never really do this holiday anyways

isur2ndprincess: (blushing)

[personal profile] isur2ndprincess 2012-02-14 01:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you, I like the heart.
knightime: Art by darsucks (gdi man)

[personal profile] knightime 2012-02-20 11:34 am (UTC)(link)
[He gives her a nod. He knows its a pretty crappy heart though.]