RED DAY LOG

[utopiamods]

Characters: Everyone
Format: Whatever your heart desires
This log is: open
Location: Everywhere (for this day only all may leave campus, including discards! As long as they are back by 9pm!)
Summary: RED DAY
Warnings: Red Day Shenanigans

HAVE ALL YOUR RED DAY SHENANIGANS HERE.

EXAMPLES OF SHENANIGANS INCLUDE:
1. Giving someone food made with love
2. Giving someone flowers
3. Giving someone a gift
4. Going on a date
5. Giving an apple to your esteemed rival!
6. Throwing an apple at your esteemed rival! With all the force of your youth!
7. Reciting beautiful poetry to your esteemed rival!
8. Ditto ballads
9. Ditto rock anthems from the roof of the gym
10. Presenting your rival with a candy heart, lovingly rendered in full size sugar and syrup, and apparently modeled after the heart of a great warrior from ages past. It beats! Now available from Rakettear.
11. Apologizing to your rival profusely for the handmade abomination they are unwrapping
12. Boggling vacantly at the above.

Comments

Karkat Vantas

[threshprinceoffuckyou]

Got:

1) Gamzee Makara gets an awful batch of muffins with crudely drawn diamond pink frosted shapes on top. They look awful but they taste good at least.
2) Jade [AU gets an ugly, homemade card. At the front it says "YOU'RE NOT BAD" with his gray text. Inside is a generic, platonic Valentine's poem.
2) John Egbert [AU] and John Egber get a box of chocolates each. BOX-SHAPED, not heart. There's a note, it says I DON'T HATE YOU.
3) Karkat Vantas [AU], Dave Strider [AU] and Aisha get an apple to the face.
4) Santana gets black roses. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?
5) The Dolorosa and Cornelia get flowers.

[straightupzorra]

I feel like I should be worried about being hit on.

[threshprinceoffuckyou]

Get the fuck over yourself, this is just symbolic of the rage I feel for you.

[straightupzorra]

Hold up, doesn't one of your stupid quadrants have to do with that?

[threshprinceoffuckyou]

No. Fuck you, no. This is platonic hate. Remember getting the fuck over yourself? That is still a thing that you should do.

[straightupzorra]

Platonic hate opposed to romantic hate? How do you not think quadrants are fucking stupid.

[mamarosa]

Oh! Flowers! Thank you very much!

[threshprinceoffuckyou]

Yeah, well.

You remind me of someone.

She liked plants for some unfathomable goddamn reason.

[mamarosa]

What is there to dislike about plants? Unless of course they are the poisonous ones that Day and Santana are so fond of. Plants are lovely.

[threshprinceoffuckyou]

They're not remarkable?

[mamarosa]

But they are meaningful, and for that I thank you.

[greenspaces]

thank you karkat
it is really nice :)
<3

[threshprinceoffuckyou]

[ First John and now Jade too? Holy shit, he must be really sexy. ]

YEAH, WELL.
YOU'RE WELCOME.

[knightime]

[TOO BAD DAVE CAUGHT IT LIKE A BAMF?! Thanks dude. These apples are pretty swell.]

[threshprinceoffuckyou]

[ AUUUUUUUUUGH FUCK YOUR FACE, DAVE. ]

[knightime]

[Nomnom your apples are belong to him.]

[babysage]

[Kotaro wasn't sure what these grey skinned people were, but Karkat gets a hug anyways, if he lets the tiny child any where near him that is.] Happy Red Day!

[threshprinceoffuckyou]

[ Twitching. Biting back urge to scream. ]

Get your slimy, hideous, grubby, mammalian paws off of me, you sad, little mutated freak! I WILL HURT YOU.

[babysage]

[He lets go with wide eyes. He had heard of people that hated vampires and feared them. But so far he had mostly managed not to meet any.

But he guessed that was what the grey person meant by mutated freak though he didn't really know what that meant.]

I'm not going to hurt you! I just wanted to wish you a happy Red Day.

AUGH I FEEL LIKE AN ASSHOLE

[threshprinceoffuckyou]

Well, congratu-fucking-lations, you turned it into the opposite of happy. You turned it awful and humiliating. I hope your arms clamp around your regurgitated flesh until you drop dead from being limbless, you shit.

AND SO YOU SHOULD! No I am just joking, this is beautiful

[babysage]

O...oh... [Kotaro just stares at him for a moment, not sure what he had done so bad that made this grey person so angry at him. It wasn't like when his brother was angry at him, because then at least Kotaro knew he loved him really and just wanted to make him behave better.

Kotaro started shaking and tears began rolling down his face. Why was he being so mean, all Kotaro had done was hug him. His brother had warned him about people who hated vampires but Kotaro had never met one.

He was used to people throwing him around and hurting him, but he preferred that to being shouted at and insulted when he hadn't done anything.

Congratulations Karkat you made the tiny vampire child cry.]

[honkhonkwoof]

Motherfucking miraculous. Thanks, Karbro. [ These are delicious purely because Karkat gave them to him. ]

[threshprinceoffuckyou]

Yeah, well, I hope they're not fucking poisonous because I honesty had no flipping clue what the fuck I was doing when I made them.

[honkhonkwoof]

[ Well, he's not dead or choking yet, take that as a good sign. ] Naw, these are all up and makin' my heart happy no matter what. Don't see how you'd make 'em poisonous anyways. [ Nomnomnomn. ]

[threshprinceoffuckyou]

I don't know! You're not taking into account how magnificently I can fuck up the most menial of tasks, Gamzee. What if I accidentally inflicted those with cancer and its traveling through your digestive system right now? [ ... D: ] OH GOD, I did not give those cancer.