RED DAY LOG

[utopiamods]

Characters: Everyone
Format: Whatever your heart desires
This log is: open
Location: Everywhere (for this day only all may leave campus, including discards! As long as they are back by 9pm!)
Summary: RED DAY
Warnings: Red Day Shenanigans

HAVE ALL YOUR RED DAY SHENANIGANS HERE.

EXAMPLES OF SHENANIGANS INCLUDE:
1. Giving someone food made with love
2. Giving someone flowers
3. Giving someone a gift
4. Going on a date
5. Giving an apple to your esteemed rival!
6. Throwing an apple at your esteemed rival! With all the force of your youth!
7. Reciting beautiful poetry to your esteemed rival!
8. Ditto ballads
9. Ditto rock anthems from the roof of the gym
10. Presenting your rival with a candy heart, lovingly rendered in full size sugar and syrup, and apparently modeled after the heart of a great warrior from ages past. It beats! Now available from Rakettear.
11. Apologizing to your rival profusely for the handmade abomination they are unwrapping
12. Boggling vacantly at the above.

Comments

[threshprinceoffuckyou]

I'M SIX SWEEPS OLD.

[straightupzorra]

Excuses, excuses.

[threshprinceoffuckyou]

That is depraved and perverse, what the fuck is wrong with you.

[straightupzorra]

[pause] Yeah, you're right. This is a pretty sick subject.

[threshprinceoffuckyou]

You don't get it, do you? Because you probably did it before your species' recommended age. How do I know? You're a smug, whore asshole. That's why.

[straightupzorra]

I'm so proud of you, your insults are getting so much better. [and yes, maybe she did do it before her species' recommended age]

[threshprinceoffuckyou]

FUCK YOU, MY INSULTS ARE IMPECCABLE STRINGS OF CONCENTRATED FURY.

[straightupzorra]

Oh, that was a little weak, would you like to try again?