RED DAY LOG

[utopiamods]

Characters: Everyone
Format: Whatever your heart desires
This log is: open
Location: Everywhere (for this day only all may leave campus, including discards! As long as they are back by 9pm!)
Summary: RED DAY
Warnings: Red Day Shenanigans

HAVE ALL YOUR RED DAY SHENANIGANS HERE.

EXAMPLES OF SHENANIGANS INCLUDE:
1. Giving someone food made with love
2. Giving someone flowers
3. Giving someone a gift
4. Going on a date
5. Giving an apple to your esteemed rival!
6. Throwing an apple at your esteemed rival! With all the force of your youth!
7. Reciting beautiful poetry to your esteemed rival!
8. Ditto ballads
9. Ditto rock anthems from the roof of the gym
10. Presenting your rival with a candy heart, lovingly rendered in full size sugar and syrup, and apparently modeled after the heart of a great warrior from ages past. It beats! Now available from Rakettear.
11. Apologizing to your rival profusely for the handmade abomination they are unwrapping
12. Boggling vacantly at the above.

Comments

[honkhonkwoof]

[ Well, he's not dead or choking yet, take that as a good sign. ] Naw, these are all up and makin' my heart happy no matter what. Don't see how you'd make 'em poisonous anyways. [ Nomnomnomn. ]

[threshprinceoffuckyou]

I don't know! You're not taking into account how magnificently I can fuck up the most menial of tasks, Gamzee. What if I accidentally inflicted those with cancer and its traveling through your digestive system right now? [ ... D: ] OH GOD, I did not give those cancer.

[honkhonkwoof]

[ He pauses as if in deep thought, and then goes back to munching. ] They're pretty motherfucking delicious even if they're givin' me cancer. [ Look at all the fucks he gives. ]

[threshprinceoffuckyou]

That is the sweetest, most retarded thing anyone has ever said to me.