Who wants to learn about Government?

[heroiccia]

Characters: America and anyone
Format: Prose but will follow you
This log is: open
Location: America's classroom
Summary: Congratulations are in order good sir or ma'am! You are currently taking government class with 'Merica! :D
Warnings: None that I can think outside of possible, political views.
 

It was yet another day of classes again as America walked into the room. Humming happily as he did so before taking a look at his "class". It warmed his heart to see so many people taking an interest in American....okay not just American, it's just government. But still, how could you talk about government without talking about American government! The answer is that you most certain can not! In fact it would almost be a complete atrocity to do so. Well an atrocity in his way of thinking. Not that such things mattered here, he was here to teach them about how different governments were ran after all. So that was exactly what the nation would do.

"Okay dudes! Today we're gonna look at how communism, like the Soviets-" Assholes. "-had! And why it sucked and didn't work!" Of course that wasn't going to be the only thing they would be looking at. But it was a good start, right?>Just what could go wrong?

Comments

[pennypincher]

"What is communism? It sounds like it'd just mean living in a commune," Lemina speaks up from where she's sitting.

[heroiccia]

"It's where the state owns everything you own. So if you have two milk cows then the government owns both the cows and you." Which to him always sounded a lot like facism, though apparently it isn't.

[pennypincher]

Lemina tilts her head in confusion. "Wow, that sounds mega uncool."

[heroiccia]

"It was." He nods sagely. It really was uncool and no one ever seemed to speak up against it. Of course that was why he was around. After all America is the hero. So it was his job to save all of those poor nations who had been caught in Communism's twisted grasp.