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Rakuen Moderators ([personal profile] utopiamods) wrote in [community profile] rakuen2012-03-17 05:19 pm

On the platform: Meet the new characters!

As you all crowd onto the platform and peer through the thick fog that chills the air, you are met by four girls and five boys. One of the girls is a somewhat humanoid grey-skinned, finned alien, but the rest all seem human. All nine are in uniforms that would match if not for the colour differences - skirts and trousers, waistcoats, and light summer shirts that seem totally inappropriate for the dense fog. They're all sodden and cold, and most are irritable. Each has a beret with a crest pinned to the front - three depicting a shield on green, the other six a sword on red.

At the first lull in the chatter, one sickly-pale, shield-crested girl speaks up, cutting through your conversations with her cold, soft voice.

"Attention, please."

She explains that the nine of them are the current prefects of Rakuen, representing the two schools on the island. Nanami, she points to herself, Yuri and Lelouch of Fortitude; and Santana, Flynn, Feferi, Gino, Nephenee and Kevin of Conquest. She doesn't care to explain why the prefects in red and white outnumber those in green and black two to one.

Santana interrupts, "Yeah, yeah. Look, come over when your name is called so we can all get inside." They all move to stand in two groups some distance away from each other, and the two that spoke read off names from their clipboards.
inamber: (( ⌚ ) full)

[personal profile] inamber 2012-03-21 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah it's pretty futile but fuck if I'm not going to try.

[ He nods once and he adjusts his shades. ]

What the fuck did she even do to make Jade flip out so bad. Shit it's not like it's easy to get Jade mad.

I am so glad I am just stuck with an asshole for a headmistress rather than a bunch of murderers.
knightime: Artist unknown (wear me to bones)

[personal profile] knightime 2012-03-21 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
she told jade
we thought she was boring
and we left her to die
because that isnt a sore as fuck subject right???
it was pretty fucked up
and apparently jade had been stuck on the island for months before
so it wasnt like
hard to believe...


[Bluh. BLUHHHHH.]

man
fuck you
i rather deal with assholes then murderers tbh
the head prefect is so fucking nuts here
shes just like
oh let me just kill you
its okay
dying means nothing
teehee
that fucking bitch

inamber: (( ⌚ ) disdain)

[personal profile] inamber 2012-03-21 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Dave's face is straight as he reads that bit, but inwardly he is horrified. And though it feels dramatic, sickened too. Just the thought of something like that happening is enough to turn his stomach, and worse yet is the reality that Jade evidently bought that.

And more than that he is pissed, which shows on his face in the grimace across his mouth and the furrow of his brow. He doesn't even bother responding to that last bit. ]

Yeah, I'm going to do a lot more than punch her in the eye when I see that shit-gurgling assmunch. Where is she? I'm about fucking ready to pick a fight.
knightime: Artist Unknown (time forward)

[personal profile] knightime 2012-03-21 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[Dave was pretty upset when he found out. He was also kind of sickened that Jade had believed her over him. But he's not really going to deal with that anymore. It's more of a dull pain at this point, and Jade seems to be happy.]

haha no oh man
john set her straight
its like
you throw john into a mess
and shes putty
which
err
huh
...
thats a line of thought im not going down
i havent really seen her around
which means shes still probably pissed at me
but shes in fortitude
so you wont really be seeing her
and i think
jade is trying to be her friend
but jade doing sane things is always questionnable

inamber: (( ⌚ ) outright pissed)

[personal profile] inamber 2012-03-21 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't care.

[ And holding a grudge is not very cool, but does he give a shit? After all the stuff he's been through? No, not really. The last thing anyone should do is fuck around with his friends. Especially a friend who is actually his friend, someone who knows him and not beta timeline Dave. ]

What does she even look like, I never saw her.
knightime: Art by kanda3egle (oh for fucking christ's sake)

[personal profile] knightime 2012-03-21 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
because thats totally cool

[Dave doesn't even know who's his friend or who's friends with this Dave who can apparently talk. God, he feels like some cheap defective toy at the moment.]

cerulean
long hair
has two eyes and like eight fucking pupils
its like some crazy spider bitch troll
i mean its not hard
you got your red tinker bell
your glow in the dark troll lady
and that spider bitch
the trolls arent exactly a large portion of the school populace
for some reason the school has a shitton of nations
id never thought id see the day where i can legit be like
yo
watch out for america
or some shit

inamber: (( ⌚ ) attitude)

[personal profile] inamber 2012-03-21 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ... Yeah, he needs to calm down. So he sucks in a silent breath and exhales, focusing on the motion. But it is not working very well. ]

Clue me in on anything I should know before I go knock her teeth in because I'm off otherwise.
knightime: Art by Feastings (dumbass)

[personal profile] knightime 2012-03-21 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
wow
hold your horses
did you not read the manual???
youre in the other school
youre bound to fight against her
cause thats what happens here
each week the two schools duke it head on
best school wins
blablabla
so everyone gets to fight with their pretendy boob weapons
i mean what else should i call them
imaginary chest nub holograms???
the window to your soul
the shitty sword that comes out of your chest
because everyone is a sword i swear
but yeah
each week
a bunch of people are players
and we vow and shit
and we fight
and you win or lose and the best school wins that week
its this neverending cycle of fighting with pretendy weapons that actually somehow hurt
seriously
does anyone read the manuals???


[Dave honestly only read his because there was only so much you can do on that train...]
inamber: (( ⌚ ) shrug)

[personal profile] inamber 2012-03-21 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Shrug. ]

Shit, no, I did not read the manual. I was totally blacked out there so when I woke up the train was in the station so I floated out and well here we fucking are.

From what you're saying though I'm guessing we take turns being the fighters or whatever and I'm not waiting that long to kick her ass. And not by the rules of this kidnapping HQ anyways.

And it's not like there are fucking guard dogs set up at the entrance to Fortitude barking and frothing at the mouth, I can just float over there. Unless there literally are, in which case I can still fucking fly, caw goddamn caw.
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[personal profile] knightime 2012-03-22 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
read it
itll make life hell of a lot easier
no one here seems to have the actual patience to explain things
and the classes are so shitfucking boring
you might as well have some reading material


[Oh man. Other him is so smart. Goddamn they're so fucking cool.]

yeah
its kind of weird
they kidnapped us but instead they want us to play pretendy fights
and get money for it
also its so fucking random
who gets chosen
ive been a player like four goddamn times
out of five rounds
its just like
welp dave is still here
better make him a player
naw
no guard dogs
but they have rules
and we get penalized for the most ridiculous shit
and if youre gonna go break the rules
you might as well just hang with us then waste your breath
and time
on a stupid spider bitch man

inamber: (( ⌚ ) leaned on one hand)

[personal profile] inamber 2012-03-22 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
[ OK, he is talking reason. Cold hard reason. No one calms Dave down like Dave does. Not always another Dave, but it's Dave nonetheless. ]

Right. Alright. I'll read it when I get a minute.

What the fuck is the penalty, is it just taking our lunch money or is it chaining us up. And what is that you were saying about nations? Did some Cheaper by the Dozen family with a real nifty penchant for ridiculous names come by and drop their kids at daycare or something??
knightime: Art by zerostop (da fuq is dat shit)

[personal profile] knightime 2012-03-22 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
[Dave is like his own drug.]

apparently it varies
they can deduct your money
but they also give out these shitty headaches and shit got so serious
the guy was like fucking down for like five minutes
were talking so painful he couldnt get up for a bit
not that i would know
fortitude really sucks at getting penalties apparently
that and someone tried to kill the headmistress at conquest


[Which is almost funny, except she kind of lost her shit like the crazy torturing bitch she is.]

your headmistress is like
torture trigger happy
everytime you guys fuck up
she just goes and brutalizes you guys
which is weird
because fortitude is ran
by a troll
and shes like
peace justice and friendship
suddenly im in a my little pony episode
but no
i mean
like
nations
like they are
how the fuck do you explain this
pretty much
you take the most fucking ludicrous and semi accurate stereotype
slap the nations name onto them
and voila
suddenly youre talking to england
inamber: (( ⌚ ) heh)

[personal profile] inamber 2012-03-22 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
Oh alright. Well I better not bring down the wrath of the psychotic kinky head broad then.

[ He gets it, so he nods once. ]

You weren't kidding when you said this place was bizarre. So how did we get here anyways. Shit I don't remember where I was last, so I don't have any fucking clue how I got here. I somehow doubt I knocked my head so guessing that's the memory thing at play here.
knightime: Artist Unknown (ew man)

[personal profile] knightime 2012-03-22 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
a good choice

[Dave thinks about where he was last. Nope. Blank. Oh god damn it.]

cool
apparently we both suck at the
where were we memory
because i cant remember shit passed
idk i was supposed to find jade
and then my memory is like
lolnope
also idk
i woke up on the train
and i was like
oh okay
this is totes cool

inamber: (( ⌚ ) stretch)

[personal profile] inamber 2012-03-22 03:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Awesome, that's just what we both need. Disappearing memories of shit that is actually important. Last thing I remember is I was talking to Jade. Or Jadesprite, whatever. But fuck if I remember the place where that actually occurred.

Anyways is there pesterchum in this place or do I have to go find someone in real life every time I want to talk to them.
knightime: Art by Feastings (!)

[personal profile] knightime 2012-03-22 03:51 pm (UTC)(link)
well
i spent like
the first few weeks
calling john
that guy with the buckteeth
and jade
the girl with the glasses
forgetting names is like the dumbest thing
and jade used to not remember what we looked like
so she kept freaking out everyday because suddenly she wouldnt recognize any of us
it was stupid


[He motions Davesprite to follow him. Fuck the police, he's taking the other to Fortitude.]

theres a network
you can have my spare pda
i dont need it
itll save you like
idk how many raks
but hey
free shit


[He won't tell you why he had a spare PDA, unless you ask though.]
inamber: (( ⌚ ) attentive)

[personal profile] inamber 2012-03-22 04:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Huh. He follows after Dave. ]

Yeah that is stupid. What is the point of making us forget shit anyways. I'm assuming you figured out a way to restore them?? Is that in the rulebook, I need to read that goddamn thing. And the free PDA sounds cool. I'll take it.
knightime: Artist Unknown (chyeah)

[personal profile] knightime 2012-03-22 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
apparently it just does that
i guess for shits and giggles
lets make these sad fucks forget things
wouldnt that be funny
especially like forgetting that you cant breathe underwater
jegus fuck
yeah
you can get memory charms
but you have to receive it for it to work
but thats easy as handing money over to them and having them buy it for you
but its still annoying
cool
its yours man


[His dorm is mostly girls. For some reason...]
inamber: (Default)

[personal profile] inamber 2012-03-22 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He doesn't laugh, but he does look pretty amused. Breathing underwater. ]

Fuck, dude, you have shit luck. Though I don't know what that blue... atmosphere is called. That shit up there. [ He points. ] Which is laughable all up in itself. Where we headed?
knightime: Art by Hussie (gator hackling)

[personal profile] knightime 2012-03-22 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
it wasnt me who forgot

[Dave is surprisingly short with his answer. Like he doesn't really want to talk about the general subject. God, why is he so obvious when he wants to avoid subjects.]

you mean the sky???
like you forgot what the sky was called???
sucks to be you
fortitude
the pda is there
duh

inamber: (( ⌚ ) huh?)

[personal profile] inamber 2012-03-23 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
The what?

[ It gives him a headache to try and parse that part of the sentence, so he shakes his head and focuses on the next bit. ]

Okay, PDA, Fortitude. Let's pick up the pace a bit and get there quick.
knightime: Artist Unknown (the fuck am I in green)

[personal profile] knightime 2012-03-24 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
this is stupid
wow


[Dave just heads to his dorm without saying anything else. It was obvious which area was Dave's. One, because all his roommates are girls. Two, Dave's area is kind of messy. His camera is lying on an unmade bed and there's stuff strewn about. So very Dave. Dave just heads to his table, which has an array of notes taped to the wall in front of it. There's a new looking PDA on the desk, which is probably the spare he owns.]

oh cool
apparently none of my roommates are kleptos
thats cool
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[from across the platform]

[personal profile] effortless 2012-03-21 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
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[personal profile] knightime 2012-03-21 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[SOBBING DEEPLY.]